There once was a woman who had a love for baked beans. One day she men a handsome man and they later decided to marry. The woman, thinking the effects o the baked beans would be repulsive to her husband, decided to give them up. One day, as the woman was driving home, her car broke down. So she called her husband and said she was going to be late for dinner because she had to walk home. On thye way home, the woman smelled baked beans at nearby diner. Thinking she could walk off any ill effects of the beans by the time she got home, the woman consumed 3 large orders of baked beans. By the time the woman got home, the ill effects ofn the beans were still with her. The husband then appeared and said that he had a surprise for the woman and thus blindfolded her and led her to the dining table. Then the phone rang and the husband left the room. Because the husband left the room, the woman decided to barf all she could and get rid of the baked bean effects once and for all. 10 minutes later, the husband came back and took of the woman's blindfold, before the woman were 10 dinner guests who wished the woman happy birthday!
If you don't get the joke, baked beans causes barfing, and the woman barfed a ton in front of the 10 guests!
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