The Fashion Police by El Toro ( Very short story)   Author:  27360  Category:(Fiction) Created:(3/28/2001 8:10:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (176 times) It was my fifth year in the Federal Fashion Enforcement Division of the Justice Department. I came into the department as soon as President Kathy Lee Gifford issued an executive law forbiding any attire that was deemed inappropriate be a select committee. I remember the riots that took place when she announced it over a holographic imager. Well where was I, oh yes, I came to the office along with my partner Joe Cravitz and were immediately summoned by the Head of the Bureau, Mr Regis. He proceeded to inform us of a protest by none other than Clothing thats Haggardly Excessive and Risque, or CHER as we like to say. As my partner and I made our way to the city park we could hear the loud music that often occupanied such protest events. We were overwhelmed at the multitude of people that were there thousand and upon thousand of unkept human beings. I hollored at my partner to use the Sensory Inhibitor to nuetralize the large crowd while I called for back-up. As i keyed my trusty satellite communicator I was hit over the head and started to black out. My last image was that of my partner with what appeared to be a Tshirt with a Grateful Dead emblem under his Armoni Suit. That is when i realized that all was lost................... por. El Toro You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  27360 ( Click here ) Spring is coming