A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file a divorce. The attorney asked, "May, I help you??" The farmer said, Yeah, I want to get one of them dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit, I wear it on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No, sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally, the attorney said, "Okay, let me put it this way: why do you want a divorce?" The farmer replied, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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