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what's the lamest pick-up line

  Author: 31155  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/28/2001 9:15:00 PM)
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what's the lamest pick up line you've ever heard. my lamest exp. would have to be dancing at this little club and haveing some guy bury his eyeballs down my shirt and him actually tell me i have beatiful eyes. what a dumb@ss.*lunytoon*

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Date: 3/28/2001 9:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    I don't know how it rates on the lame factor, but I really hate it: Heaven must be missing an angel. UH! Gage me already!CPM  
Date: 3/28/2001 9:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 177    "Hey, baby...what's your sign?"  
Date: 3/28/2001 9:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    I lost my number, can i have yours?  
Date: 3/28/2001 9:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    Do you have any german in you? (girl says no) guy says: "want some?"  
Date: 3/28/2001 9:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 15621    LOL....I like that one to PJ....I lost my number can I have yours...LMAO  
Date: 3/28/2001 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 30051    ohh i don't know..but i knew i had to comment on your post..i love you bestfriend....can i have your didgets baby? ohhh wait i already do.lol...call ya tommorow...CoRyAnN  
Date: 3/28/2001 10:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 29526    I think the lamest one is 'girl you must be tired,cause you've been running thru my mind all day'moon angel  
Date: 3/28/2001 10:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 30081    are you tired? reply no ... thats strange because youve been running in my head (something close to that ) wow i like your pants they look like a mirror i can see myself in them .orr another one did it hurt? reply..what ? when you fell from heaven lol i think i messed up some of these .That german one is funny ~kittee~  
Date: 3/29/2001 12:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 28899    OMG! I hate those stupid lines! Cant they be more creative!?! Anyway, here's the worst I've heared more then once: *drunken giggle* "Are you, like, uhh, Catholic?". And we can't forget everone's fav: "That's a nice dress, but it'd look a lot better in a ball beside my bed tomorrow". *Ahh! Must...Maintain...I.Q.! lol! -Underground  
Date: 3/29/2001 2:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 15823    LOL ... some are lame ... but funny! When I was (younger and on the prowl, LOL) I never used pick-up lines as such ... I'd always just 'wink' at a girl and 90% of the time got a nice smile or even a wink back. Then I'd introduce myself properly. Wink .....  
Date: 3/29/2001 2:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 7672    I hate(d) (I'm married and don't go out much anymore without my husband) when a guy comes up to a girls and calling her some name, acting confused and surprised to hear that she is not the person he thought she was, and sticking to her for the rest of the evening, allthough he is not welcome at all !  
Date: 3/29/2001 2:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 15823    In my earlier reply I should have said: "When I was younger AND SINGLE ... " Just in case I get told off for 'playing around' when I wasn't. OK? LOL.  
Date: 3/29/2001 6:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 29037    The worst one and the most funny one would have to be...."Is that a keg in your pants because I would love to tap that ass."  

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