JUST A FEW FUNNIES! posted by DOC HAUSS KC   Author:  17884  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/29/2001 7:37:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (167 times) An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife that she should take out life insurance. "Suppose your husband were to die," he said, "what would you get?" The housewife thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, a parrot, I think. Then the house wouldn't seem so quiet." ------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Thoughts "Illiterate? Write today for free help." - Anonymous classified ad ------------------------------------------------------------- QUICK WIT: The other night, my wife and I were going out for dinner. She put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush and lipstick, then turned to me and said, "Does this look natural?" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  17884 ( Click here ) Spring is coming