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BIRTHIN' BABIES! posted by DOC HAUSS KC

  Author:  17884  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/29/2001 7:49:00 PM)
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Birthin' babies

In the back woods of a rural town, Mrs. Stewart went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Sir!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

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Date: 3/29/2001 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 27403    LOL! I love it! Light and Love to you Doc, you keep me laughing  
Date: 3/29/2001 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 26203    omg that is so funny I love it, I wish it was that easy lol love koala:)  
Date: 3/29/2001 9:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO! That is really funny!  
Date: 3/30/2001 6:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    lol  
Date: 3/30/2001 10:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 23006    lol its funny sidesplitting lol ~Usm's Tenchi~  
Date: 3/31/2001 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 28713    LOL! That was so cute! ~Meagan~  
Date: 3/31/2001 1:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 31137    LOL! I've heard this one before! Thanks for posting it again.  
Date: 3/31/2001 3:27:00 PM    Doc, where do u get all of your jokes from??

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