Interviewer: thank you for doing this interview El Toro: Dont mention it I: So tell me what makes El Toro tick El T: Oh life in general. I love everything about it, the good times and the bad. I: you mean you like the bad. El T: sure I mean how else can you appreciate the good. Hey is this going to take long I have to go eat a sandwich. I: So ET , can I call you ET? EL T: No you cant. Makes me sound like a movie I: so sorry. So Mr Toro, whats your favorite sandwich El T: that would be tuna with mayo, but the best part is opening the can and drinking the springwater I: gak that sounds disgusting EL T: actually its quite good, I was thinking about coming out with a tuna flavored sport drink, what do you think I: uh, sounds uh, interesting. so whats your favorite color?
El T: Blue I:Whats your favorite web site El T: oh thats an easy one USM. That stands for unsolvedmysteries. Its quite cool. I am hoping to one day win the ultimate prize I: yes I have heard of that site. And what would be the ultimate prize, your very own tag El T: actually no its getting maybe pixie to comment on one of my post, then that is when I know I have made it. I: your kind of a strange man, aren't you? El T: I didnt know this was going to be a hostile interview. My publicist said this was going to be a puff piece I: what publicist I talked to your wife, getting back to the interview, whats your best attribute El T: whats attribute I: quality, whats your best quality El T: oh that would be, lets see, I am easy going I: and your worst El T: I am a perfectionist I: Are you sure, I mean look at the way your dressed? El T: Hey whats with the insults buddy! I: I didnt mean anything by it El T: I dont think I like you I: Hey dont take it personal El T: Yeah well let me show you personal I: uh ow that hurt El T: ok this interview is over.
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