I hope this is tasteful....

Okay here goes, just don't be offended...

The lone ranger and tanto were strolling around on their horses... It was a slow day, with nothing to do... The lone ranger looks at tanto and says "What do you see?"... tanto replies "What Kimosabi?"... "What do you see? Do you see any smoke signals? Any circling vultures?"... tanto looks around and sees nothing... "Sorry Kimosabi, I see nothing."... "Hmm, do that Indian thing..." "What Indian thing???" tanto said almost insulted... "You know, that Indian thing, where you put your ear to the ground and listen to sound from far away."... "Ohh"... so tanto then puts his ear to the ground... After a while he says "Buffalo come..."... The lone ranger is now excited because back in those days a couple of buffalos could tear down an entire village... "How many, How many!!!!"... "No Kimosabi, (wiping his ear as he speaks) Buffalo Cumm"...