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Wife Jokes..if u are a female or feminest please dont take offense to this, only jokes...ONLY :)

  Author:  6473  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/3/2000 10:40:00 AM)
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1)Why are womens feet smaller than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink.

2)How do you know when a women is going to say somthing smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me.."

3)How do you fix a womens watch? Dont, there is a clock on the oven.

4)Story: God made the earth and rested. God then made man and they both rested.Man got lonely so god made a woman, and neither ever rested since.

These are only jokes i found on the web, and do not express the feelings of myself or anyone affiliated with me :)

Remington

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Date: 4/3/2000 10:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 2734    Remember, there are also knives in the kitchen.  
Date: 4/3/2000 10:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 1334    I like your comment MMC, but these were funny.....  
Date: 4/3/2000 12:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 2420    I also like MMC's comment...but I must say..these were kinda funny..but I think God made women and the women has never rested since.....  
Date: 4/3/2000 12:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 6701    Ha they were good jokes don't offend me I am blonde but I love to hear blonde jokes keep writng!
Date: 4/3/2000 7:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    hehe they are funny...they just aint true! LOL..  
Date: 4/4/2000 6:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 6692    lol at number 4. hahaha.
Date: 4/5/2000 9:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 6692    I am not offended and I am a female. A joke is a joke, that is all it is meant to be. I unnerstan. lol
Date: 4/5/2000 11:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 2734    Of course, I am teasing. *sheesh*  
Date: 5/22/2000 1:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 9162    i agree with banner. hehe. Stay kewl everyone! ~*Angelic_Cherry*~  
Date: 5/22/2000 4:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 8830    MMC, you are so right. And there is hot coffee. Hee Hee. Dancing Queen  
Date: 5/22/2000 5:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 2011    LMAO!!!! I loved these, they were so funny!!  
Date: 6/13/2000 2:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 1459    you took the words right out of my mouth.. haha
  
Date: 7/7/2000 9:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 11567    hehehe Im going with banner!!  
Date: 12/22/2000 7:39:00 PM    You should have mentioned that if it weren't for women men would die of confusion...

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