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10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween...But arent.

  Author:  36949  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/24/2001 10:37:00 PM)
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1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldnt get my mouth around it!!!!

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Date: 6/24/2001 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 6867    ooooh myyyy....lol.......hmmmm....someones mind is in the gutter this evening:)  
Date: 6/24/2001 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 19625    LMAO!!!! DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY, LMAO, your sure little kids should be reading this. LMAO, this is hilarious. I have to bookmark this. Much Love,  
Date: 6/24/2001 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    OMG! lol..... Those were funny! Amanda  
Date: 6/24/2001 10:41:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 36949    lol  
Date: 6/24/2001 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 24755    Lmao! That's hilarious! :)  
Date: 6/24/2001 10:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 6867    omg!!! you're 12!!!! and you're posting this...LOL give me your hand.....*smacks hand* BAD BAD boy.....dirty boy......now, uuummm go to your room or something...LOL  
Date: 6/24/2001 10:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 34814    Omg LOL that was good lol Kitt~~  
Date: 6/24/2001 11:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 36928    yea your mind is in the gutter!-- krazy2703  
Date: 6/24/2001 11:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 35629    lol those are good he he he he.nightmaregal  
Date: 6/25/2001 2:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 23796    LMAO **ShadowVixn**  
Date: 6/27/2001 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 4835    Laughing... Laughing... Having heart attack from laughing... KKG...  
Date: 5/16/2002 7:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL!~ these were very funny  
Date: 10/12/2002 9:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 42792    LMAO!  

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