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Why Pumpkins are Better than Men

  Author:  36949  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/24/2001 10:45:00 PM)
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1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

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Date: 6/24/2001 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 37038    lol lol  
Date: 6/24/2001 11:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 23367    LMAO!!!! That is sooooooo true. I wish i had a pumpkin right about now!!! = )~  
Date: 6/24/2001 11:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 36928    tru tru-- krazy2703  
Date: 6/25/2001 12:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL. ~Aussie Girl  
Date: 6/27/2001 8:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 4835    hehehe... amazing, and true... KKG...  
Date: 9/27/2001 4:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 27112    lol  
Date: 9/4/2006 3:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    LOL!  

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