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The letter ~EmmieLou

  Author:  19625  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/24/2001 11:47:00 PM)
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Once there was a man, we'll call him Bob. Well He had a friend who was very old, and dieing. So the man called bob over to his house for a favor, so bob comes over to the guys house and the old man gives bob a letter and says, "Bob, I am dieing, and I need a favor from you. After I die, take this letter to my friend in alaska, it is very important." The man gives bob a map directing him to the friends house. A few days later, bob recives a call stating that his friend has passed away. So Bob takes his bags, which he has packed in advance, and the letter and goes to the bus station. While on the bus curiosity gets the best of Bob, and he opens the letter, but it is written in an odd language that bob cannot understand, so he askes the man next to him if he can translate for him. The man takes the letter and reads it through, then finishes and says "You know what, I don't really think I want you sitting next to me" So the man hands bob back his letter and moves to a different seat. Bob is left flusterd confused, and still curious as to what the letter says. So as Bob is getting off the bus to switch to the train he's about to take, he asks the driver if he can read the letter and tell him what it says, so the bus driver reads througholy, and says, "You get off this bus right now... NOW!!!" Bob gets off the bus, still confused and curious. So on the train again he asks the person seated next to him to translate the letter and gets the same response. He askes the train conductor, who reacts the same as the bus driver, the same goes on everywhere bob goes, the ferry, where he had to run and hide for fear the driver will toss him off, even on the plane. Finally, Bob reaches alaska. But he arrives so late that Bob has to find a hotel room, and he concludes not to ask the mamager of the hotel about the letter until after check out time. The next day it's a blizzard outside, horrible snow, but Bob is determined to reach his destination, and checks out, the hotel mamager gets extremely offended as everyone else did and kicks him out, charging him $10 extra for insulting him. Well Bob has had quite enough and just want to get this over with, so he heads out and has to walk to the mans house because it is such a primitave area, there are no roads. Finally, after 3 hours of walking in the horrible blizzard he reaches the man's house, as he gets inside, he says exasperated "I *gasp* have a letter *gasp* from a friend or yours *gasp* he asked me to bring it to you *gasp* it is very important." the man offers Bob a chair and bob sits and catches his breath. When he can talk again, he starts, "ok, now as I was saying, our friend just recently died, and as a last request, he asked me to bring you this letter. This letter has brought me great distress because I cannot read it, so will you kindly read it to me?" the man replys "Certianly, where is it?" Bob looks in all his pockets but can't find it "oh no... I lost it in the storm!"

LMAO kinda leaves ya hangin' don't it. LOL

Much Love Forever ~EmmieLou~

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Date: 6/24/2001 11:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 22082    awwwwwe your mean!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!  
Date: 6/24/2001 11:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 29534    that was really cute, and it does leave you hanging...  
Date: 6/24/2001 11:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL, yes it does leave you hanging. Maybe we could all have a bash at what was in the letter? lol, could be interesting reading. LOL ~Aussie Girl  
Date: 6/24/2001 11:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    BLAH!! :( I wanted to know what it said!! :( *hugs* LoL,  
Date: 6/25/2001  From Authorid: 19273    Uggg. You're mean! I wanna know what it said! Now! *stamps foot*  
Date: 6/25/2001 1:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 32303    Annoying. I wanted to know what it said!@  
Date: 6/26/2001 4:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 36779    Now I'm gonna be wondering what it said for the rest of my life!! LOL!!! LiL Blonde Chick  

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