God said over a drink with his partner the Devil, "I made a man and woman but they are so difficult to make I'd like your help in how they can duplicate themselves". The devil stroking his pointy beard said, "that's right up my alley", as he was a very lazy individual himself. "Make them have sex" he mused. God pondered the idea. Then prophesied, "how in the world do you expect me to get them to do something so unholy after all I blessed them with a brain and freewill"? At that moment he had a revelation. "I know"!, he shouted. The Devil read His mind and completed the thought out loud. "We'll make it feel good"! Laughing and raising their drinks to cheers. Afterwards heading for home, God to Heaven and Devil to Hell.
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