"Skin Tight Jeans"~~~~~~Heather

I got this story from a book so Im typing it out of memory... OK,This guy in college went to a frat party w/ some of his friends,and after awhile he got really drunk and passed out in the bathroom in the tub.So a few hours later some of his drunkie friends came to him in the bathroom and couldntget him up so the girl who was w/ them said,"Maybe we should turn on the water,cuz I read somewhere that if you get in the tub with warm water,then your jeans will shrink to the curve of your body.At first no one said anything,but then they decided that it was a good idea.So they turned on the water and they watched it get full and then they turned it off. The next morning,one of the sober friends needed to go to the bathroom,so he opened the door and that guy was still in the tub.So the friend kept telling him to wake up,but he wouldnt budge.So the friend touched his face,which was ice cold,and called 911.A few hours later,the docter came in and told him the bad news and asked the boy how it happened.So the boy told the docter how this girl said that itd shrink his jeans skin tight.And when he was done explaining,the docter said,"Well,it DID work,only it got so tight it cut off his circulation"...~~~~~~Heather,(Edward Furlong,Mike Shinoda,Chster Bennington,KidRock & Joe C. LOVER!!!!!! Linkin Park RULES!!!!!!)