sNaPs!!!(jokes)....u may have heard some of deez...

so dumb Joke: ur so dumb......

-u knocked on ur own door to get out

-ur boss told u to retire so u went out and bought 4 michelins

-u slid the phone down ur pants to make a booty call

-u tried to whistle to make ur clapper work

-u thought hamburger helper came with another person

-on a job application where it said DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE LINES..u wrote okay

-u got hit by a parked car

***slam and dumb/stupid joke:

-u got one ear talking bout'...."i heard u the first time"

-ur so dumb, u had to call the operator and asked her what zero meant

-ur so stupid...when u asked what kind of jeans i was wearin and i said GUESS and u said HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????

ur so stupid, u waited 8 days for next week

ur so dumb, u had a nightmare while daydreamin

-ur so stupid...on a job application where it says SEX: u put, twice a week

-ur so dumb, u went to the drive-in to see "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"

-ur so dumb, u have a memory like an ETCH-A-SKETCH..when u shake ur head and u forget everything

-u got one eye, talking bout "i'm goin to see a double feature"

-ur so blind u one eye in ur a--hole and still can't see s---.

-ur glasses r so thick, u can turn them backwards and tell me what happened last week

-u have no fingers talking bout " i'll point u in the right direction

-ur so cross-eyed u walk in circles

-u got a short leg so u walk around ur self

-u have no left side talkin bout "ur all right

-u have ten fingers...........all on the same hand

-ur lips r so big...when u smile ur hair gets wet

-ur head is so big u'd have to step into ur shirts

-ur so skinny u can run through a closed door

-ur family is so ugly...it's illegal for them all to be seen on the street at the same time

-ur so stupid when u tried to dial 911 u couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad..

-ur so ugly...when u tried to look it in the mirror....it automatically flipped backwards so u could only see the back of ur head

-ur so dumb....u looked in the mirror with ur eyes closed to see what u look like when ur sleepin

-ur so stupid...when u stopped at a "STOP SIGN"....u thought u had to wait for it to flip over to "GO"

-ur so dumb....when u pulled up to orderin sign a McDonald's..they asked "can i take ur order"....u said "naww!! i'm just lookin..

-ur hair is so short..u couldn't get finger waves so u got fingerprints

-ur so black...when u fell down the stairs u burnt rubber

-u were so ugly at birth...ur parents named u s--- happens

-ur sister is so dumb...when i told her to talk dirty she said, " mud, grease, garbage, dust, oil, dirt.........

-ur so ugly, u could play easy to get

-ur teeth r so yellow, cars slow down when they see ur smile

-u was so ugly as a baby that ur momma wiped ur face and fed ur a-

-ur like a library...always open to the public

-ur so dumb u thought 5 finger discount meant..hold up five fingers and get a discount...when it really means steal....

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