the haunting of dun dun dun me and kermit the frog

You never would have thought you would get haunted but to be haunted my kermit the frog is even worse. One day I was sitting in the kitchen all of the sudden I hear this:"has anyone seen Mis.Piggy?" "Yes", I replied, "she is on tv on that muppet show." Then I thought of what had just happened. I just talked to a flooting see through frog who asked mw where miss piggy was???! OMG I am being haunted by a dead see through frog. Suddenlly I heard it again except this time it was in the shower. I heard the shower go on and then the curtains pulled closed i peeked in and saw the from except this time he had a twole around his waist and a shower cap on his head. "Have you seen the shampoo?" "Over to your left i told him, oh and kermit don't drop the soap." Then all of the sudden I relized it had happened again. Later that day i was sitting in my room listening to some tunes of blink 182 yea baby and all of the suddel I heat this"Oooouuuuw hellooooo kermint the froooog here." I looked up and there he was. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", I scrEAMED "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" THEN I WENT TO A WICHDOCTER AND HE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO he saID,"You simple throuw water on him and he will melt." "No he won't" I cryed, "I saw him jsut the other day taking a shower" "Oh, said the wich docter,"well then just tell him to go away or you'l cal the cops" So I went home and waited for the gohs. then I heard him. Saying something like he was feeling a little green that day or somehting well si i went right to him and cleared me throte and yelled,"LIASTEN BUSTER THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOUR AND UNWANTED GUEST WHO I THINK MIGHT JUST BE ON SOME KIND OF DRUGS AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A DRUG TESTED ANIMAL OR NOT GET OUT CAUSE YOU GIVE ME THE KREPS ESPESIALLY WHEN I AM CHANGING AND YOUR AT MY WINDOW SO GET OUT YOU STUPID PEICE OF HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!" and away he went. Sometimes I miss him then I just remember when he was always trying to gohsty score on me then I think of what a pervert he was and I don't miss him anymore. byeness love, me

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