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WASHING THE DOG! posted by DOC HAUSS KC

  Author:  17884  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/31/2001 8:47:00 PM)
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Washing the dog!!!

A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"No laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog."

"You shouldn't use this to wash your dog," the grocer said. "It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."

"I don't think it was the detergent that killed him," the boy said.

"Oh, What was it then?"

"I think it was the spin cycle!"





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Date: 7/31/2001 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol ~ thats cute!! :)  
Date: 7/31/2001 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 41651    That was cute.Grandmas girl
Date: 8/1/2001 7:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 27051    LMAO!!! good one!  
Date: 8/1/2001 6:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    LOL.....spin cycle!!!!that was funny  
Date: 8/1/2001 10:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 11525    Haha. I love that one. That was cute. *fallinstar*  
Date: 8/1/2001 11:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 39176    OMG! What a stupid kid! Poor dog!  

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