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4 funny jokes! -Rans

  Author:  23886  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/31/2001 9:40:00 PM)
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1. How should u call 4 help? With ur mouth openen. _________________________ 2. What is red and red? A blushing tomato . _________________________ 3. What do u say to a Plane full of gardeners? "please fasten ur SEED belts". _________________________ 4. FISHERMAN: "Tell me son, do u dig worms?" SON: "No Dad, i dig rock music". _________________________

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Date: 7/31/2001 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 41651    Those were so cute. I especially liked the last one. Grandmas girl
Date: 7/31/2001 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 22188    Cute :) The one about tomatoes reminds of a Fozzie Bear joke.. ~CaseyGirlie  
Date: 7/31/2001 11:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 34761    *Silent laugh* ~D1am0nd0416~  
Date: 8/1/2001 2:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 19446    1. haaaaaaaaaaar!!!! 2. haarrrharrrr. 3. grrrr!!!?? 4. hehehehehe. that bit!  
Date: 8/1/2001 5:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    the 4th one was funny..lol.....FISHERMAN:(stares at his son).lol.......SON:(smiles at the fisherman)....lol..LOL.nice post  
Date: 8/1/2001 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LoL Those are cute. I like the last one! :)  

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