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Flush Down The Toliet!!!!---------Moon Girl

  Author:  20750  Category:(Poetry) Created:(8/1/2001 9:12:00 PM)
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I'm gonna stick
My head in the toliet
I'm gonna flush
Till I feel better

I am gonna like
The water on my face
I'm gonna like everything
A toliet is

I wish I could be
Flushed down that drain
Not even the rain
can help

Ok I'm done---------Moon Girl




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Date: 8/1/2001 9:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Yo LilSis,
Hang on...with this spikey hair-do can I stick my head down a toilet as well? It already looks like a toilet brush...so it wouldn't be out of place. Peace,
  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    yhea bro come join me!!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 28638    errrrrrrrrm...ok...lol  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    he hehe,cute moon girl:D moon angel  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    thanks BB ya just bear with me!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL Agent smith. lol....hehehehe, interesting one mg! :)  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    whatever floats your boat!!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    Whatever floats your log!! :D LoL, that poem, was um..interesting!! :D LoL great job! Love, Hugs, and Vanilla Frosting,  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Ummm...pleeeeease don't say "floats" when you are mentioning toilets. Don't know about the US of A, but here in NZ that would have a TOTALLY different connotation. Ewwwww. Peace,  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    lmao @ bro!!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    love ya chillie & salsa!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    thanks Becky!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I'll stick my head down...in the water swirling around...and hope against hope...the "Tidy Bowl" man ain't in town.  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    Tomato boy!! oh never mind!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    I just want my horse back!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...never mind? I'm being dismissed as easily as excrement down the old WC? Oh, the pain and inhumanity!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    ok Tomato boy you brought a smile to my face!!!! lmao!!!! I just felt so free with White Beauty!!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I play "horsey" with my kids and would extend an invitation to you to come and play with us too, if you were in the area. Unfortunately, you probably weigh too much and I'd have to go in for back surgery.  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    lmao!!!!! @ Hecklie ya 98 lbs is alot of weight!!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    Hey moonie, don't get your hair stuck in the toilet! I don't wanna have to explain that to the plumber!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...my youngest boy near kills my back at a third of your weight. It's the "Ride like the wind, Bullseye" motions and spurring that hurt the most.  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 20750    good night all!!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...Good~night Moon!  
Date: 9/24/2006 2:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL, nice one.  

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