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Bargain basement gifts. *fallinstar*

  Author:  11525  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/1/2001 9:38:00 PM)
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AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG

2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700

2 TINKLE ME ELMO DOLLS - BEST OFFER

BLACK FACE COWS, CALVES... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE - 89 cents

GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.

CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE -- BONELESS

NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBY at:

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG...LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE...BETTER BE A REWARD.

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

GET A LITTLE JOHN - THE TRAVELING URINAL - HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

PRESIDENT'S CHOICE - COW MANURE - 2 33lb bags - $5

HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER

NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED

BORDER COLLIE FEMALE TO A GOOD HOE. GOOD WITH CHILDREN.

WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE!

BARBIE COUNTRY RIDE -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike).

93 PONTIAC LEMONS - LOW MILES

FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE - 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100

KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175.

OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB - AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY, MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

CHICKEN & DUMPING DINNER TO BE HELD SATURDAY

SO FRENCH, AFTER ONE CUP YOU'LL WANT TO GO OUI, OUI.

GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.

GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.

OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

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Date: 8/1/2001 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 3538    lol,these are funny!!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 22188    Lol..extremely cute. ~CaseyGirlie  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 30996    lol  
Date: 8/2/2001 1:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 39947    OH GOSH I'M GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE READING THESE! THANKS, SEND MORE!
Date: 8/2/2001 1:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 35438    Lol, that was really funny!! -C_M_DOT_COM  
Date: 7/19/2002 6:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LMAO!  
Date: 6/18/2004 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, some of these are hilarious. :D  

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