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WAYS TO GET RID OF PHONE SOLICITORS

  Author: 42190  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/1/2001 9:41:00 PM)
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Bizarre things to say and do to telephone solicitors to get him to hang up and leave you alone:

- "So, what are you wearing?"

- Talk so quietly the can't hear you.

- "I'm sorry, but this phone is for personal calls only. The boss won't let us use it for business."

- "Have you heard about that study showing that it can cause impotence to sit all day with a telephone receiver next to your head?"

- When they ask to speak with you, say "Just a moment," and give the phone to your six-year old child to carry on the conversation.

- Pretend to be very interested in their product and then quite calmly and earnestly inquire, "Yes, but can it make a six minute casserole?"

- "I am truly sorry but the moon is in the seventh house of Pluto and my astrologer would just die if I bought something now."

- "This isn't a recording. Beep. This isn't a recording. Beep."

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Date: 8/1/2001 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 30996    lol. I like the one with the 6 year old, I am trying that one.  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 20921    LOL, this one was good!!  
Date: 8/1/2001 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 3538    lol  
Date: 8/1/2001 10:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    Cute! funny post..hehe i gotta try one of thoes  
Date: 8/1/2001 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    these are good, when i get these calls early in the am, and they ask for me I just say she isn't in, she is incarcerated currently for credit card fraud, gets rid of them fast.  
Date: 8/2/2001 1:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 41296    The way I get rid of them is say, "I think you need to talk to my husband, he handles all our finances."
Date: 8/2/2001 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 35438    Lol, that was really funny!! -C_M_DOT_COM  
Date: 8/2/2001 1:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 39176    I am truly sorry, but Jupiter is in the 3rd house and my dog would just meow if I replied to this message...  
Date: 8/2/2001 3:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42190    lol 39176, but i'm pretty sure that pluto is in the 1st house and saturn is in the secon (I have no clue what I'm talkin about, lol) and my bird my actually oink.
Date: 8/2/2001 5:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 6546    LOL those were funny...My dad just recently did this...he pretended he couldn't hear them. He went "Hello?" a few seconds later.."HELLO?" a few seconds later..."hello hello?" CLICK. LOL =)~  
Date: 10/12/2002 4:04:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   LOL I want to do some of these

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