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The three hillbillies.

  Author: 39444  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/1/2001 10:00:00 PM)
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Ok these three hillbillies can only say one thing and thats it. the first guy can only say me,me,me,me. the second guy can only say forks and knifes,forks and knifes. The third guy can only say he stole mt lollypop,he stole my lollypop.

One day these three hillbillies are walking in the park. They see that a car had been wrecked in the fence so they walked over to the car. Just as they got to the car a police man drove by. He pulled next to them. He walked up to the first guy and said who killed him. he said ,me,me,me,me. He went up to the second guy and said what did he kill him with. he said forks and knifes, forks and knifes. He went to the thrid guy and said why did you kill him. He said He stole my lollypop,he stole my lollypop.

PJ

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Date: 8/1/2001 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 42186    Hey sweety. You told me this once. Will you come over tomorrow. Love you
IKE
Date: 8/1/2001 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 11525    LOL. That was a good one. *fallinstar*  
Date: 8/1/2001 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 20921    lol...  
Date: 8/2/2001 1:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 34078    That was almost funny.  
Date: 8/2/2001 1:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 35438    :) I like it!  
Date: 8/2/2001 1:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 39176    ok...if you say so...  
Date: 8/2/2001 3:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5229    lol very interesting!  
Date: 8/2/2001 3:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5229    lol very cute.  
Date: 8/2/2001 5:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 36994    lol..theirs somethin similar bout this in a spanish joke.........lol  
Date: 8/14/2007 9:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    haha.  

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