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Fire! (Blonde Joke)

  Author: 7708  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/4/2000 8:51:00 PM)
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Im probably not gonna get this exactly right cause i heard it along time ago :P but, ill try.

There was a Redhead, Brunette and a blonde, who were all going to get death sentences (all by the guilotine) so they were led out to their death, and when the redhead was about to be killed they said "Ready..Aim.." and she said "Tornado!!" and ran away when they werent paying attention. Then, when the brunette was about to be killed they said "Ready...Aim..." and she said "Earthquake!!!" and, ran away when they werent paying attention again (they must be pretty dumb :p) then, the blonde was catching on to this, so, when they were about to kill her they said "Ready...Aim..." and she said "Fire!!!" and, well..u can guess what happened to her :)

~Seishii~

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Date: 5/4/2000 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 8243    I like this one too. PKid  
Date: 5/4/2000 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 7879    lol~ ~suneidesis
Date: 5/4/2000 10:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 7298    Cute. A very blonde thing to say!! I liked this one although it might have been a little predictable. Lucy225  
Date: 5/5/2000 2:19:00 AM    ROFLMAO!!~Uriel
Date: 5/5/2000 2:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 6534    lol i like this one  
Date: 5/5/2000 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 1360    i heard it but it gets funnier evrry time.  
Date: 5/13/2000 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 7897    This was a cute joke i have heard it before but i still enjoyed it thanx
Date: 5/29/2000 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 8828    lol cute I have heard that one before   
Date: 6/9/2000 9:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 4231    LOL...good one....  
Date: 7/17/2000 10:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 12335    lol  

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