Fire! (Blonde Joke)   Author: 7708  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/4/2000 8:51:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (317 times) Im probably not gonna get this exactly right cause i heard it along time ago :P but, ill try. There was a Redhead, Brunette and a blonde, who were all going to get death sentences (all by the guilotine) so they were led out to their death, and when the redhead was about to be killed they said "Ready..Aim.." and she said "Tornado!!" and ran away when they werent paying attention. Then, when the brunette was about to be killed they said "Ready...Aim..." and she said "Earthquake!!!" and, ran away when they werent paying attention again (they must be pretty dumb :p) then, the blonde was catching on to this, so, when they were about to kill her they said "Ready...Aim..." and she said "Fire!!!" and, well..u can guess what happened to her :) ~Seishii~ You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author: 7708 ( Click here ) Spring is coming