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Date: 10/5/2001 6:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
*buuuuuuuuuuuuurp* ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
*waltz into room pushes hair from eyes bats eyelashes*. Hi guys. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 15394
duhhh uhhhh what am supposed to be doing?? (heee heee)![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
Looks down her nose at disgusting brute with wind problem. tuts to herself and flounces of to corner to power her nose. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Oh Stile baby arent you looking mighty fine tonight..*oggles Stile*....heehee...@}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Yo Beckster!! Hows it goin dude? *smacks becky on the back*....@}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
Scratches butt & other 2 objects!!! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Yo Junga!! I know man...its confusing aint it? @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 6358
OHHHHHH football on tv!!! *ignores everyone for the next 3 hours!! POPCORN!!! Where is my popcorn and beer??? And the remote, can't forget the remote!! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Yo Moon! Hows it goin tonight? Hear ya was havin car trouble! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
*walks in with a beer, scrathing myself* Wassup! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 42791
wow drop dead gorgous.DOLLS@STUFF ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
Oh you men are all the same!You are all pigs! LOL Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
*puts feet on coffee table without coasters* yeah buddy! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 15394
yo baby yo baby yo baby yo~~Look at the errr backside of that stile!!! !! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Hey Kewl! Whose playing tonight....wanna place bets? @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Yo MRS. Elite....quit your whining!! Thats all you chicks do...whine whine whine...man get over it woman!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 15394
gotta hit the can see ya later... ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
Moves towards her female friend and away from all these manly beasts. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
Yo! dudes! I need another beer! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
ya ripped the engine out!!! see (shows greesey hands) ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Do I look fat in this? ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Hey Jung! did you check out the front end? whoooooaaaaa Baby!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
* looking into miror.....hours pass...still looking into the miror. Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 6358
*Passes around latest edition of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue*........**BURP** Look at the chick on the cover.......WOW........**SNORT** ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
*Oh my god!! I have a pimple. I can't go to the prom looking like this* Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
I'd have been here sooner but I can't do anything with my hair. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
starts to talk to Mrs Elite about how much she saved in the sale when she bought her shoes. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
Bcar! how can you ask that! either answer will get me slapped! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 6358
The Packers and the Raiders.........I need more beer!!! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Look at Style and Mrs. Elite. Aways so perfect. Becky never buys me anything nice. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
Starts to talk to Mrs Elite at how horrible Bcar is as she has not spoken to me all night ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Errrrrrr...of course not BCAR..ummmmmm...you look.....errrrr...just fine...now can you move away from the front of the television? Geez women!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
*Tells Stile* I didn't buy the shoes, they made my feet look fat!! MRS Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
I guess that makes me "uncle bob" now. I'm gonna go fix the car and save us some money. Who cares that I've never checked my own oil before, I'm a man and I can fix anything. Honey, wheres the duct tape! and bring me another beer women! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
8Cries at Mr. Ladylucks rude behavior* I do look fat don't I !!! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
So which one of you broads is gonna get the beer..it aint gonna bring itself here ya know!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
Starts to fuss with hair pretending it is out of place ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
whine whine whine! Bcar, honey...isn't my love enough??? *sigh* ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
Stile men are like that. They only talk to us when they want something!! And we all know what that something is!! *wink* Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Mrs. elite and Ms. Style still ignoring me the B###hes. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Well this is a bad time Mr. Becky but your love comes up a little "short" if you get my meaning. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
BCAR I am in no mood for that kind of talk. hey Stile dear do you have an extra tampon? Aunt Bertha is visiting *LOL Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
You know guys, I will NEVER understand women..you give em everything...I bought the little woman a weed wacker for our anniversary last week and I spent the night on the couch!! thats appreciation for ya!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
*shakes a beer for 5 minutes and hands it to LadyLuck* ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Will a maxi pad do? ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
wheeeeew! Beer bomb!!!!!! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
fine! *runs to the car returns a few minutes later* THERE! it's a nice STEAK now why don't you go out to the grill and cook it up MS. Bcar! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
Well it was better than that set of saucepans the year before and the year before that you forgot. nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag and another thiong nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
*opens beer and fizz goes everywhere*...dang woman!! Cant you do anything right?? @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
*eyes gleam at the thought of a new weed wacker* Then remembers he's a woman now. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
Awe man I wish I could get a sex change. I really hate being a guy. geezz... ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
No thanks BCAr. They are to thick. To big for my petit little body!! Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
Hmph! that's better. and REMEMBER I like it MEDIUM RARE! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Sorry Honey *looks innocently at LadyLuck. Grabs steak and a bottle of Tabasco sauce and heads for the kitchen. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
You'd never make it as a woman Aunt Be. You just don't know how to act. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
*steps out of male mode for a sec*....ROFLMAO!!! OMG!! You guys are killing me here!!! heehee....@}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Yo Uncle Bob...try getting in touch with your feminine side...*stiffles laughter*...@}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
I'm more women then you Ms thing BACAR. at least I know how to walk in 3 inch pumps. That's it! I'm a transvestite and I don't care who knows it. Humph! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
Is my steak done yet?!?!? ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Stile Honey, you must have a mute button somewhere!! why cant they program a woman the way they program a television...I could use a remote right now...Where is the remote anyway?? @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
*Looks at LadyLuck * I'll never know how men can find such childish things funny. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Hands Becky a half cooked steak drenched in Tabasco sauce. Just the way he likes it. At least while he's eating he's leaving me alone. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
POOF,aunt be,now you are both,couldn't deside on the species,male or female?lol ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
Goes and chats with BCAR while the steak is cooking and puts the beer near the bbq ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 15338
LMAO, I always love these things... *scratches butt* *slaps lady luck on the back* GOOD JOB! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 7654
*Struts on in and straddles chair* What it be bro's...Pass them there chips on over this way and toss me a coolin.*BURRRRRP* ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
So Stile have you heard about BE. I hear he's come out of the closet. He makes a lousey woman, Can't accesorize. HEHEHEHEHE! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
HALF!?!?!?!???!?!?!?! WHERE THE HECK IS THE OTHER HALF!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
5.0 on the rictor scale nan! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
OMG I broke a nail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Hey Stile...grab me a beer there doll will ya? @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Leave it to a woman to screw up the dang post!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
OMG! here's my nail file!!! oops, I forgot have to put that side of me away for now...*Sigh* quit your DARN complaining! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
Seems Beckys had a bit too much beer. Good he'll pass out here soon and I can slip out to visit my boyfriend. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
no you can tell a TV never gets the makeup to look natural. oh and did you hear about mrs elite she is such a whiner. Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip Gossip ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
*cries on stars shoulder* Women hate me cuz my butt looks better in leather skirts then theirs and men hate me cuz I get to ware leather skirts. I just don't know what to do. I'm so confused. *sreech* OMG LOOK AT MY MASCARA NOW! I love being a he/she. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Geez Aunt Be/ Uncle Bob...that skirt is a little short aint it? @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 7654
Heyyyy, You hear me !!! I'm talking woman. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
LMAO @ auntbe! omg! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 2030
So what if Mrs. Elite broke a nail, she can just go buy another fake one. HEHE Gossip, Gossip, Gossip. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Yo Nansassy dude!! Where ya been? I heard you was shacked up last weekend with some bimbo from the Lake!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 44086
Hey if I was a he/she I would never have to worry about getting a he or a she LOL Mr.Elite ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
You like my legs don't ya Lady Luck! I just knew you were that kind of man. *bats false eye lashes at LL* I've been taking my estrogen shots darling. You want me don't you. Admit it. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 16061
passes a real hot beer to LL. Hope you not thinking you going to come to this party and just drink, I dont know why I bring you, you always disgrace me. You need to sober off have some coffee. Dont look at me like that, your drunk. nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 7089
yo, smelled the beer & thought i'd crash the par*buuuuurrrrp*ty. never mind i'm already so hammered i dunno if the world is spinning or i am. hey we're all friends, it's all good, right? *burp* *scratches self* wo, check out the rack on that one... ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
way to go waste my HARD EARNED money on NAILS.....argh women! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
take take take but never give i tell ya... ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 7654
Yeahhhhhhh, show was LL and she was a cutie. But stright bimbo. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Stile, dont start woman!! your gonna embarrass me in front of the guys!! Go back to the kitchen where you belong, I will deal with you when I get you home!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 6:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
I aint admitten nothin!! Your sick!! Besides the little woman is here! Ya trying to get me put in the dog house again?? geeeeez...men who think they are women!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
*stepping out of transvestite roll* Yeah I took it a little too far. I suck at this. I'm going to be a women from now on. hehe. I enjoy being a girl. *hugs* ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
LOL...Aunt Be you were hilarious sis!! heehee...@}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 30747
Thanks sis. I'm going to bed now. Party on dudes and dudettes whom ever you may chose to be. lol luv ya *hugs* ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
*Sigh* I do agree with auntbe here I like having my nails and boobs....lol ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
LOL...it was fun being a man for a bit, but the jock itch was starting to get to me...I like being a woman much better!! heehee....Night Aunt be sis!! Love ya!! @}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 33925
Thank you all for making me laugh hysterically tonight!! This was great...Im starting to wonder about you guys though..some of you were just TOO good at this!! heehee...@}----xoxo ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5061
and thats my story,and i'am sticking to it!night all.lol ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you should already know what I'm thinking! ![]() |
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Date: 10/5/2001 7:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 19342
Spent 2 hours fixing my hair , cant decide what to wear , got "PMS" , feel bloated , not tonight honey...ive got a headache , oops did i just cleaned your bank account? Well...i dont feel like doing the laundry . but how about ...YOU take me to dinner tonight? lol. ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 7:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 28848
LMAO!!!!!!!!! ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 8:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 7089
OWWW...damm it star, did you use my razor again? LOL. cheers, ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 8:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 35160
"gets off work, comes home and takes off shirt , throws it on the floor , and burps and farts, sits down, and doesnt do anything else till bedtime" lmao ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 8:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 35720
What? I'm late!? Yeah well, it's a guy think.. *scratches butt* lol :) ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 8:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 35720
Ooops I meant "thing." :) ![]() |
Date: 10/5/2001 8:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 40290
Walks in munching on a big juicy nectarine, adjusts self, and takes a seat. So can I interest any ladies in a massage.. lmao!!!!!!!! ![]() |
Date: 10/6/2001 4:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 16061
Just look at this mess, well I suppose someone needs to tidy it up we canno leave it to you men. LMAO. ![]() |
Date: 10/6/2001 11:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 32070
LMAO!!!! *HUGS* ![]() |
Date: 10/6/2001 11:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 35705
LOL at Stile..DID u make the bed after last night hunny?? LMAO. I hope ur planning on cleaning the house today, too. I hafta go earn some money to pay off all those bills. ![]() |
Date: 10/6/2001 11:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 35705
BCAR- u look fantasticly beautiful..*winks* ![]() |
Date: 10/6/2001 12:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 35705
okay, i know im weird, but i cant act like man..i just cant see cali from all the way up here. LOL ![]() |
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