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If you were a.........(these are intersestin)..:)

  Author:  36994  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/5/2001 6:41:00 PM)
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These things are funny and at the same time nice..hope u like 'em.

1.If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

2.If you were a star I would wish upon you.

3.If you were coffee I would want cream and sweet sugar.

4.If you were a dollar i wouldn't use you for 1-800-COLLECT.(As in your too good even for that deal...)

5.If you were popcorn I would order extra butter.

6.If i was a rollercoaster and you picked me I would give you the thrill of your life.

7.If you were a tootsie pop I would lick you until i reached the core.(as in reach your heart..)

........and if u were with me, I would never let go..

The first few were funny...hehe hoped you enjoyed these@};- I sure did!!! Carina

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Date: 10/5/2001 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 26733    Sound like bad pick up lines, lol  
Date: 10/5/2001 6:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 6860    I like the booger one! That would definatly set the mood! For who though, I'd like to know. LOL Thanks for sharing.  
Date: 10/5/2001 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 8817    lol cheesey pick up lines.. Can't beat em  
Date: 10/5/2001 7:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 36994    hehe..yup they are cheezy...but they werent suppost to be pick up lines..hmm but it makes sense now that you guys and gals mention it..hehe  
Date: 10/5/2001 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    If someone ever came up to me and said "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first" I'd die of laughter!! :) lol  
Date: 10/6/2001 7:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 27051    i'm gonna use #2 one of these days...  
Date: 10/6/2001 7:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 27051    ...however 7 might not go ever that well :)  
Date: 10/6/2001 9:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 35720    Awww DOW bro, that's my favorite one!! :) (#2)  

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