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3 Men In A Sauna Please read and reply!!

  Author:  16614  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/5/2001 7:26:00 PM)
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I got this is a e-mail I just thought I'd share it with all of you!

There are 3 guys sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there is a beeping sound. The first man presse his forearm and the beeping stops. the others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin in my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.

When he finishes he explains,"That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man,feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. A few minutes later he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.The other raise thier eyebrows.

"I'm getting a fax," he explains.





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Date: 10/5/2001 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Awwwww that is so strangely cute!! lol  
Date: 10/5/2001 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 42563    thats sick but very hillarious thats for the good laugh...Nakoma  
Date: 10/5/2001 7:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 28713    LMAO ewwww!  
Date: 10/5/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 6414    cute
Date: 10/5/2001 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    I agree with Nakoma, this is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing it...Love,  
Date: 10/5/2001 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 36540    lmao -Tim  
Date: 10/5/2001 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 43177    Hee hee. Thats really funny!!  
Date: 10/5/2001 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 31900    lol!! i love those jokes!!!  
Date: 10/6/2001 7:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 27051    LMAO!!  
Date: 10/6/2001 10:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 44209    Too, funny a fax
Date: 10/7/2001 10:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 8817    HA HA HA THAT WAS GOOD! *COPIES IT* Ok I have to send this tro my boyfriend LOL  
Date: 10/7/2001 10:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 8817    to*  

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