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Greeting cards that didn't make it....

  Author:  25046  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/6/2001 6:42:00 PM)
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Here are some greeting card messages that didn't make it to print....Gee, I wonder why....LOL

* Looking back over the years that we've been together, I just can't help but wonder...what in the world could I have been thinking?

* We've been friends for such a long, long time...what do you say we call it quits?

* How could you two people as beautiful as you...have such an ugly baby?

* I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love, someone to share my life with. Then I met you....now I've changed my mind.

* I don't know about you but I'm having fun.

* Congratulations on your wedding day...too bad on one can stand your wife.

* As the days and years go by I think how lucky I am ...that you are no longer here to ruin it for me.

Rosepetal

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Date: 10/6/2001 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 27121    LMAO!  
Date: 10/6/2001 6:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 30747    LMAO. I want the last one for my exhusband. It's perfect. hehe. *hugs*  
Date: 10/6/2001 6:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 8817    LOL those are great i would send those to my friends :) hee hee  
Date: 10/6/2001 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 44274    LOL,good one,hehe.babygirlx87  
Date: 10/6/2001 6:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 35853    Some of these can be found in specialty shops at the mall! Have a nice day!  
Date: 10/6/2001 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 23746    lol those are totally cute!!! Did you think of those or did you find them!!! Keep the kewl post up!!! Smiling_Angel  
Date: 10/6/2001 7:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 15400    LOL. I wouldn't mind sending those to a few people. Thanx for sharing. *Hugz* -Take Care. Much Love:  
Date: 10/6/2001 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    LMAO OMG that is soooooo hilariouse.. I mean that is GREAT those are sooom funney LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Love,  
Date: 10/6/2001 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    AWWWWWWWWW Mean mean mean!! lol  
Date: 10/6/2001 10:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 36540    LMAO these are good -Tinm  
Date: 10/6/2001 11:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 16339    print em up! some of these are funny  
Date: 10/6/2001 11:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 25046    I found them in a newspaper article...I love them!  
Date: 10/7/2001 7:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 38726    lol...these are funny.....rp7  
Date: 10/7/2001 1:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 43347    I've heard the 1st and 2nd ones, because they WERE on greeting cards!
Date: 11/30/2001 2:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 45909    LOL those are very funny make sure to get some more.Ghostly Nick
Date: 12/29/2001 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 46704    LOL! You forgot one though...."My tire was a thumpin, I thought I had a flat, but when I looked down there, it was your cat! Sorry:) Corny I know but I had to say it! Cloudfire  

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