Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....
First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.....
Second Woman: "I know......"
First Woman : "How?"......
Second Woman : "My dog told me."
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A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi."Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
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SMILE..........Nubian_Princess
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