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10 worst pick up lines....lol........Aunt Be

  Author:  30747  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/11/2001 8:44:00 AM)
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10. Do you know what looks good on you? Me!

9. If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

8. Nice shoes. Wanna get busy?

7. My name is_____ that's just so you'll know what to scream.

6. All those curves and me with no breaks.

5. That outfit would look great in a crumbled heap on my floor in the morning.

4. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

3. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyways.

2. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underware.

and the number one worst pick up line..............

1. I want to melt in your mouth...not in your hands.

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Date: 10/11/2001 8:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 15823    They're all very funny ... LOL! ... and # 7 is a real scream! LOL!  
Date: 10/11/2001 8:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 42515    LOL! those are hilarious!!! ~Super Princess~  
Date: 10/11/2001 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 44690    I have heard a few of these before. Have you ever been told these?
Date: 10/11/2001 8:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 30575    Hehe, funny Line  
Date: 10/11/2001 8:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 36487    LMAO!! So thats why I have been so unsuccessful. The 10 WORST pick up lines!  
Date: 10/11/2001 8:58:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30747    hehe no, I've never been told any of these. I would of died laughing if I had. Poor Mr. DJ. Gotta work on your lines dude. lol  
Date: 10/11/2001 8:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 25438    LOL!!!! MOM!!! Don't say things like that.. "runs away from embarrasment from mother talkin dirty"""  
Date: 10/11/2001 9:02:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30747    *screams* Blue Knight..you weren't supposed to see this. Hide your eyes son. Geezzz.  
Date: 10/11/2001 9:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 33925    ROFLMAO!! I love these...and I have actually had a few of them used on me!! heehee...@}----xoxo  
Date: 10/11/2001 9:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 20750    men have plastic in their underwear???  
Date: 10/11/2001 9:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 37584    yea i agree these are bad  
Date: 10/11/2001 10:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 14572    Only some men Moon girl! LOL  
Date: 10/11/2001 10:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 20040    Here's a "nice" one too... If you let me kiss you i will let you bomb Afghanistan. I think this could work with a lot of american women these days, especially in Texas.
Date: 10/11/2001 11:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 7341    lol...these are good Aunt Be!!! You forgot this one though..."Are you wearing Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants"...lol. Some men are just so creative...blah!!! :P  
Date: 10/11/2001 11:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 44209    Those are really bad pick up lines!
Date: 10/11/2001 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 42522    LOL! I love those pickup lines! ~BarbieGirl~  
Date: 10/11/2001 12:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 16061    nope never used any of these.  
Date: 10/11/2001 2:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 40341    Oh My God I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!  
Date: 10/11/2001 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    ROFLMAO!!! These are great! The guy iam currently seeing got me with this .... i was standing there talking to him when all of a sudden he dipped his fingers in his drink, flicked it on me and then on him, and then said "How about we get out of these wet clothes?" ~~ LMAO, yep i've got a winner!!  

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