> >Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, > do > > >what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two Aspirin" and Keep away from > > >children." > > > > > >CHILDREN: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk > > >and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and > shut-up. > > > > > >Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children. > > > > > >Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. > > > > > >Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word > > >what you shouldn't have said. > > > > > >The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that > > >there are children more awful than your own. > > > > > >We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in! > > > > > >Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. > > >
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