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  Author:  20466  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/11/2001 11:30:00 PM)
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Questions & Answers ...... Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down? A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Darn" A bad skydiver goes,"Darn." WHACK!.

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo

Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman.

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it!

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on it!

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick.

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Date: 11/11/2001 11:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 16950    LOLOLOL These are great!!! Thanks so much for sharing them with us! :o) Take good care everyone & Bless you all! Love & hugs,  
Date: 11/11/2001 11:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO!!!!!!!! good ones!  
Date: 11/11/2001 11:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LMAO... these are great:)  
Date: 11/11/2001 11:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao  
Date: 11/12/2001 12:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 45630    quite humourous.kurtvedder.  
Date: 11/12/2001 12:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    Lol!~prairiedawn~  
Date: 11/12/2001 1:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL, those we're toooo cute ~~Angeleyez  
Date: 11/12/2001 7:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 23393    LOL i like the 2nd one and the 5th one!!  
Date: 11/12/2001 7:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 43900    LOL
Date: 11/12/2001 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 16061    LOL corny but funny.  
Date: 11/12/2001 12:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 44697    lol, very funny! thanks for sharing  
Date: 11/12/2001 12:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 42515    lol these are funny! ~Super Princess~  
Date: 11/12/2001 10:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 16950    I liked the 1st & 5th ones best but they are all a riot! LOL :o) Luv,  
Date: 12/5/2001 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 35972    lol keep putting up more  

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