~*~*~*~Here are some Q's and A's~*~*~*~   Author:  20466  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/11/2001 11:30:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (343 times) Questions & Answers ...... Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down? A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat. Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Darn" A bad skydiver goes,"Darn." WHACK!. Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman. Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house. Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it! Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on it! Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  20466 ( Click here ) Spring is coming