Why certain kids pass
who are never in class
is beyond my comprehension.
Those of us in the halls,
who caught their spitballs
caught their afternoon detention.
And to make matters worse,
like a schoolastic curse
they're the ones with the permanent "A".
You can tell who they are
by their spiffy new car
that disappears on a beautiful day.
Always cutting the class
with their seasonal pass
during a "pop quiz", they "gotta go".
But as for the rest
of us taking the test,
we will always have nothing to show.
Yet all is not lost
and at no extra cost
everybody will still get to win
At the final school bell
though some still cannot spell
everyone will receive a sheepskin!
And in future years
when pursuing careers
you can hone your career-making tools
by a slick career move,
never having to prove
that you ever walked into a school.
So the moral involved
is your problems are solved
just by being deceptive and well.
whether you passed with all "E"s
or hung out in the trees,
your boss won't be able to tell!
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