The Bible According to Kids,,,,,,,,,Ms_Priss   Author:  44960  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/8/2001 9:43:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (264 times) The statements below are said to have been written by actual students and are genuine, authentic and not retouched or corrected: 1. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. 2. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. 3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. 4. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. 5. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles. 6. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. 7. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments. 8. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. 9. The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother. 10. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. 11. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. 12. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. 13. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. 14. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. 15. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 16. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. 17. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. 18. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone." 19. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. 20. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. 21. One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  44960 ( Click here ) Spring is coming