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The Alabama Smackin' State Trooper

  Author:  48129  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/9/2001 7:26:00 PM)
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This was a joke i was sent from a friend through email, enjoy!

Two men were driving through the state of Alabama when they were pulled over by the State Troopers. The state trooper walks over to the pulled over vehicle, taps on the driver's window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and then SMACK!! The trooper hits the driver in the head with the nightstick. "What did you do that for?" asked the driver. "Son, don't you know that when your in the state of Alabama, you better have your license out and ready" the trooper says. "Im sorry sir, im not from around here" So the trooper goes and runs the driver's license in the system and it comes out clean. He gives the driver back his license and then proceeds to walk over to the passenger side. He taps on the passenger window and the passenger rolls down the window. SMACK!!!! The trooper hits the passenger with the nightstick as well. "What did you do that for?" the passenger says. "Just making your wishes come true." the trooper says. "Huh...wha..?" the passenger replies. The trooper repies, "I knew that two miles down the road you would have been saying 'I WISH he would've pulled that crap with me.'"

*~ChicaBella~*

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Date: 12/9/2001 7:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAO.... Well I am from Alabama, and I dont know of any troopers like that, But this was hilarious! *Huggles* Love, Amanda  
Date: 12/9/2001 7:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LMAO! :D  
Date: 12/9/2001 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 20016    lol: )  
Date: 12/9/2001 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 13061    LOL it took me a minute but i got it!! ha ha ha  
Date: 12/9/2001 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    LOL,,,,Being from 'Bammer, especially these parts, that sounds about right!..ms_Priss  
Date: 12/10/2001 12:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL, I'm a dispatcher for the police dept. here in Alabama and even though I've never heard anything like this, i thought this was too cute!! Thanx for sharing! ~~Angeleyez~~  
Date: 12/10/2001 5:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 2420    LOL, this was a good one, thanks for sharing it  

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