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Telsha's Riddle Of The Night

  Author:  39258  Category:(Riddle) Created:(12/9/2001 8:14:00 PM)
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Why are there so many Johnson's in the phone book?

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Date: 12/9/2001 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL very cute....  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Ummmmmmmm. :D  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...now, this is pretty sad! Even sadder because I looked at the answer before replying. But, the saddest thing of all is that Telsha's life has fallen to a level where she reads the phone book for entertainment. (Check out "Smith" for some really good reading, girl!)  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    hehehehehhehe!!! toooooooo funny!!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo @ Hekler!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    I'm getting there Hekler. I'm still on the P's  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 26217    AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that was great!! i loved it! lol....very very funny..God bless...  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 37809    LOL--That was great!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO..Funny!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...and by the way, Telsha, where you looking for a particular "Johnson" or, were you just browsing?  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    just browsing, hekler. i love reading the phone book.. almost as much as the classified ads.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I must admit that I too once read the phone book. I was younger and desperate to find a date. Needless to say, I learned how to deal with rejection at an early age.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    from my adventures with the phone book, i memorized the dialtones of each button and learned how to play 'stairway to heaven" on the keypad.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...not too bad, Telsha, but I can do Vivaldi's "Four Seasons". But then again, I'm much older than you and I haven't got much of a life, except for mooing at people at Wal-Mart.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    hey, naybe by next winter they'll make "mooing" an olympic event. Crowds could gather all over the world at their local wal-mart and cheer on their local favorite  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I can only hope! I've gotten pretty bold and good at it over the past ten years. Bring on the challengers!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    I'd root for you, Hekler!!  
Date: 12/10/2001 8:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 44669    dunno, same reason for all the smiths?  
Date: 12/11/2001 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hmmmm. I'm kinda scared to check the answer to this riddle. (Peaks carefully at the answer..)AAaahhhh..ha ha ha. Cute Telsha...lol..Write on.....  
Date: 12/14/2001 9:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 42410    because, there are a very large number of ppl named "John" in the world, and most of the time, when they name their kid, (if it's a son) "Johnson" b/c it's John's son, LOL! did I get it?  
Date: 6/2/2005 1:55:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   LOL, i was thinking something else for a second

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