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Make it go FaaaAAAster! -Telsha-

  Author:  39258  Category:(Party Line) Created:(12/9/2001 8:24:00 PM)
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Is it just me, or am I patiently waiting for a new story to pop up at the top of the page? When I see a new post, I scramble to it. How sad. I guess I am just a little bored. Normally at this time, I am at work, so things are a little slow. Anyone else see this or am I gunna keel over and die of boredom in about 5 seconds?

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Date: 12/9/2001 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO!!!!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    It's not just YOU!!!!!!! It's me too.. I am WAYYYYYYY bored.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    me toooo rika.. i hate being bored!!! ughhh!!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    and there goes becky laughing again lol  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Yeah and I was off grounded today too and what did I do? BLEW 5 HOURS AT THE MALL!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL telsha its just your title it's just I don't know funny.....lol  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...umm...bored. Just finished work...rush hour traffic is at its peak right now...so I got two choices. 1) Leap into traffic and see how often I almost crash and die, or 2)Hang here for a bit longer till the traffic thins out some more. Peace,  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    becky.. did you ever say that when you were little, though? like, on the merry-go-round.. MAKE IT GO FAAASTER.. i dunno.. once again, maybe it's just me  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    rika.. 5 hours at the mall? you are insane!! my friends step sister worked at the mall.. so she was gunna give us a ride, we were gunna hang at the mall till she was done (6 hours later) i think i died on one of those benches. i hate the mall. all those old people  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    i am rooting for option number one HAHAHHA no, im joking. dude, its like, 8:30pm here. i tried to go to sleep at 6, but unsuccessfully woke up at 7:40.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LMFAO! Yeah but there are so many freaks there!! They are SOOOO cool!! I love the freaks! :D  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    LOL telsha..  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    You could watch The Matrix movie...coz I know how much ya love that movie...don't ya? Don't ya...go on admit it...  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    daijhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    rika.. i love everyone!! except old people  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    agent smith, id rather eat sweet bread!!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Option One? Hey...its a workcar and its fully insured so why not. Wonder how many cars I could run off the road if I fiddle with the stereo and looked in the glovebox while driving...think my current record is 3 cars and a motorcycle...  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Me too Telsha me too.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Sweet Breads? YUMMMY!!!! Honestly! They are Mmmmm Mmmm good. Mountain Oysters are quite nice too *smile*  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    agent smith, did you just say "fiddle?!?" LMFAO!!! rika, he said "fiddle"" LMAOAAAOOOLOLOOLLO  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    You a big fan of tripe, agent?  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    What? Fiddle? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Gees...get ya mind up outa the gutter girl! And yes, I don't mind tripe...I love it actually...Mmmmmm...hungry...need food...  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    fiddle?? LMAO i mean really.. who says "fiddle" oh man.. i love it!! its like 'good gracious" and "oh my stars" LMAO  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and "Holy mackerol"  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    well if you were @ my house you would be begging to be bored!! lmao..just in the last 2 min. I steped on a toy and cut my foot..changed a diaper..brushed my daughters hair and picked out& ironed 3 kids outfits for school. Yep I would love to be bored! lmfao  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:41:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    tripe and sweet bread are disgusting!!! but.... BUT.. id eat both with a smile on my face rather than watching... the matrix ::shudder::  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:41:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    holy macerol LMFAO!!!! oh 'jeeeez louise!!!" LMAO old man slingo!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    okay, the verdict is in, daijha is going to go crazy in 3.87 seconds.. watch out.. her head might explode!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    *asked sweetly* What is "tripe" Telsha?  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    uh, i meant "lingo" lmao  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    *stomach
  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    sweet bread: the glands in the neck of the cow. tripe: lining of a cows stomche  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Ohhhhhhhhh it's so clear to me now!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    And Mountain Oysters? Know what they are?  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Nooooooo Telsha.. PIG'S balls.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    cow balls  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    rika.. you should smell it.. you'd puke. its nasty  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    I'm sure I would!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Oops sorry those later 800000 comments should have come AFTER yours. I HATE WHEN THAT FREAKING HAPPENS!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    Nothing wrong with eating ALL the animal...waste not want not...  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Lmao Agent My grandpa tryed to get me on that one...lmfao..he said they werr good pickled!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    telsha cows dont have balls..  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    have you been milking the bull again? lmao  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    they aren't big balls.. hmm.. they are cow nuts.. or sacks or something..i dont know.. some PART around that general area  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    i ride the bull, daijha  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    lmao rika.. ya, i hate when comments get jumbled  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    LMFAO@telsha...your so bad! I'd rather eat the bull ball. I wouldn't be able to handle that.  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    bull balls..hahahahaahah its like those testicals those people on fear factor had to eat.. 2 whole balls in like, 4 minutes. i wouldnt be able to handle it... i eat too slow  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    omg excuse for a min...*gagg..PUKE* *wipes off slobber* ok thats better!  
Date: 12/9/2001 8:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    lmao yea.. you should have seen them!! they were HUGE!!! all veiny LMFAO okay, im stopping  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Ewwww...I just watched the movie ALIVE! omg they ate the people to stay alive!! *gaggs* I would just die slowly...lol  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...dash of Sweet Chilly Sauce and they would have been perfect...  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Telsha..did they cut em up with a fork&knife, or did they just let them slide down there??  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    lmfao@rika  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...well, human flesh does taste like pork or chicken...providing ya only eat flesh from the buttocks of lover back area...  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    daijha- slide them down? LMFAO!!!! no, they chewed them up.. no utensils!  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    agent- EWWW  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    ya agent, i heard you the first time :P  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    CHEWED THEM? EWWWWW!! I BET THEY POPPED! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    lol..he really wanted us to know how it tasted!! lmfao! Do you cook it or eat it raw..do you cook it or eat it raw..do you cook it or eat it raw?  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Eww rika popping bull balls! Omg  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    lmao@Daijha  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    butt meat would be REALLY tough to chew!! yuck..  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    studder? T-T-T-TTTTaday, junior!!! (billy madison humor)  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    they didnt pop a nut  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    on that movie I saw they ate the butt first..*shrugs* lmfao  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Well if they didnt popp a nut ..they weren't doing it right  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...think generally the accepted method is cooking over an open fire...ya know...just roll someone over and slice a bit from the lower back area, throw it on a stick and flame grill it. Suppose ya can be all fancy and roast it with garlic, fresh basil and garden vegetables...if ya really want to...  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    What?! They ate someone's butt on Billy Madison?! HOW DID I MISS THAT?!  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    agent is the next EMRIL!!! ... BAM!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    DAIJHA!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    rika rika rika.. they dont eat butt on billy madison.. adam sandler studders in 3rd grade when that kid can't read and goes 'ttttttaday, junior!"  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Nooooooo I KNOW that.. but what's Daijha talking about some movie where they ate a butt?  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    ohhhhhhhhhh in the movie 'alive' where the plane crashes in the snow and no one knows they are there or whatever, and so in order to survive, they eat each other..  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Thats freakin nasty.  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    It was sick rika...trust me you dont wanna know! They had fire..so I kept wondering Y they didnt cook it? *shakes head* I would have had to make but jerkey or somthing...raw butt..na I dont freakin think so  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    butt jerky? lmao oh man.. raw flesh and muscle and meat.. thats just sick. yuck.. i wouldnt even be able to stand the thought of CUTTING someone, let alone eating them  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...yeah...and they didn't even season it with a pinch of salt and pepper! Some people...gees...have no idea how to prepare decent Human...  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Ewwwwww I still can't get over the balls they had to eat on Fear Factor. Wait.. Fear Factor? The people were scared of eating balls?  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    scared? no. disgusted: YES!!! only 2 people could do it... and they were guys.. go figure LMAO  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Yep..I would have made my man do it..and cook it  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    Ohh wait..you were talking about fear factor..nevermind...lol  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    The guys ate the balls? I could do it.  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    DAIJHA!! lmfao and rika.. you could do it? cow testicals.. right??  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    You could eat balls rika? Wooowww your man better not EVER make you mad! Forget Bobbet! You would be known forever as poppit!lmao  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LMFAO@Daijha!! :D I could eat balls. It can't be THAT hard.  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    telsha! COWS DONT HAVE BALLS! for the last time your milking the bull... thats not milk..lmao  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 39258    not the milk?? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  
Date: 12/9/2001 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    heehee  
Date: 12/9/2001 10:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    *mutters* Crazy people..  

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