"Santa's Creepy Secret" (lyrics) an anti-santa/x-mas song -<>-ShipPagan-<>-   Author:  19382  Category:(Poetry) Created:(12/9/2001 9:18:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (454 times) Spoiled one got your heart set Hoping for a brand new bike Getting anxious just you wait and see Mommy please, everybody's got one I hope you like working 'Cause it's never gonna come you promised me (Someone's telling lies) They used to lie to me (Someone's telling lies) Expectation from the chimney Freaking disguise Because with lots to see Tinsel dreams of what they promised me I'm on a merry go mission with a carousel team *Chorus* I hate to be the one There is no Santa Claus, No Santa Claus I hate to be the one that tells you Don't believe in phony fairy tales Gamma ray gun space flight to six ten Flying over your head headed straight to your friend You're so lucky Now you're all grown up with a badge and a gun Fighting crime in December brings you tainted memories If you got what you wanted then you might be nice You'll get your christmas wish When you sleep with a fish *Chorus* I hate to be the one There is no Santa Claus, No Santa Claus I hate to be the one that tells you Don't believe in phony fairy tales Space flight to six ten So holiday cheer to the fine reindeer And all the other crap that goes with that I'm sorry to say So be careful whose lap you sit upon, you just might turn Kris Kringle on Your whispers they may, may, may You'll get your Christmas wish when you sleep with a fish x 4 Copyright - Orgy You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  19382 ( Click here ) Spring is coming