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Things you would love to say (but don't dare)

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/9/2001 11:05:00 PM)
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I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a darn.

Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

~~Angeleyez~~

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Date: 12/9/2001 11:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 40881    LMAO..  
Date: 12/9/2001 11:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 17014    These are great! I actually have the bumper sticker on my car for "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce". LOL!  
Date: 12/9/2001 11:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45948    LOL, thanks for the replies! ~~Angeleyez~~  
Date: 12/10/2001 3:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 13437    LOL..good post!!lol@kelsey =)  
Date: 12/10/2001 5:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    Lol!  
Date: 12/10/2001 5:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    Lol!  
Date: 12/10/2001 3:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 47805    lol!! -Leopardess-  
Date: 12/11/2001 1:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, 2 kool, i have wanted 2 use the duct tape b4 on some1, lol  
Date: 7/17/2003 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LMAO!  

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