These are the lyrics to a song called "An Axel Christmas" about what would happen if Axel Rose took over Christmas:
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Well I thought that I heard Santa in my chimney Christmas Eve ..But who stepped out of my fireplace I just could not believe ..It was the skinny, long haired rockstar type all dressed in leather clothes ..And I yelled "Hey thats not Santa Clause, that looks like Axel Rose!"
He said "Man theres been some changes in the way this holidays run ..Now that I'm in charge of Christmas, we can finally have some fun! ..We'll sing heavy metal carols, and keep the presents for ourselves,.. We'll send slash to the north pole and let the snakes play with the elves"
**Chorus** Its an Axel Christmas! Its a hard rock holiday!.. So we're all singing welcome to the jungle all the way! ..We'll sleigh ride over paradise city and if we're feeling rude, ..we'll burn down all the Christmas trees.. and then we'll get tattooed!
Now Axel didn't care about how Christmas used to be.. He said I just got Santas workshop wired for MTV ..Yea Rudolph tried my eggnog, so you know hes feelin fine ..And remember Ms. Clause? Now shes a sweet child of mine.. He said "No more free gifts, they want this stuff they'll have to buy it ..And if they try to take my picture then we'll have a Christmas riot!" ..I said "Axel you are doing this all wrong by my deduction ..You know Santa never had this kind of appetite for destruction"
*Chorus repeats twice
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