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Short `jokes~

  Author:  7493  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/9/2000 4:44:00 PM)
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A couple of new corportate mergers:

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants merge: The new company will be called - Poupon Pants.

Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women: New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

...and finally... Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea? It's sad...he drowned in his TeePee! (woo-hoo!:)

Define Confusion: A lesbian in a fish market!

Define Transvest*te: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.

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Date: 6/9/2000 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 9270    Ouch! But very punny. I enjoyed it. Steamtrain587


  
Date: 6/10/2000 8:58:00 AM    I think the TEEPEE joke is funny-
Date: 6/13/2000 7:46:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 7493    Lol,thanks for your comments,Right on'  
Date: 9/28/2000 5:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 13741    funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ha ha hahha ha ha aha ha
Date: 10/19/2001 7:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL! those were very funny  
Date: 9/10/2002 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 60759    lol really funny!! its cute!
annie
  
Date: 6/10/2005 1:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL @ Poupon pants!! HAHAHAHA Thats funny!! Great post, thanks!! 80)  

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