A couple of new corportate mergers:Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants merge: The new company will be called - Poupon Pants.
Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women: New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!
...and finally... Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea? It's sad...he drowned in his TeePee! (woo-hoo!:)
Define Confusion: A lesbian in a fish market!
Define Transvest*te: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.
