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My forgetter

  Author:  17263  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/24/2002 2:35:00 PM)
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My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say "what am I here for?" I wrack my brain, but all in vain A zero, is my score. At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me! When shopping I may see someone, Say "Hi" and have a chat, Then, when the person walks awayI ask myself, "who was that?" Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke.

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Date: 1/24/2002 6:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 46515    Oh this post was so funny. I think it's because I relate to it so well. Lyndy  
Date: 2/11/2002 4:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 30575    Huh?  

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