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Food Fun for the Kids! (practical jokes)

  Author:  47699  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/22/2002 4:26:00 PM)
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You're about to get a look here at how my warped mind works. Kids naturally love sweets so my inclination is to take that simple fact and use it against them. It's so easy and inexpensive to play some really great jokes on kids and what follows is just a few ideas. (Here's a tip: be sure to have a camera ready because I know that you're going to want to capture the looks of surprise and disgust on their faces. LOL..)

Add food coloring to lard or shortening. The color is up to you. Then use an ice cream scoop and make a realistic-looking ice cream cone. You may be getting the "cold shoulder" after pulling this one!

Poor prune juice into an empty cola can when the kid isn't looking and then put it in the refrigerator. When he askes for a drink, open the door and reach in. (Be sure that they are behind the door or elsewhere in the room so that they can't see your action.) Pop the top on an unopened can and leave it sitting there on the shelf. Take out the rigged can and give it to them. Get ready to split your sides laughing as they take a big sip!

Place some Danish Wedding cookies on a plate or saucer. Carefully carve a bar of white soap into the same shape and size of the cookies, wet it and then coat it with flour. Put this on the dish and walk over to where they are while eating a cookie yourself. When they ask you for one, hand them the fake!

Buy some inexpensive popsickle molds and coat the insides with cooking oil. You can find the wooden sticks in many craft departments. Fill one of the molds with melted candle wax, insert a stick and let it harden. When finished, carefully remove it from the mold and rinse it off with water. Place it in the freezer so that a coating of ice will cover it. It may actually take them a minute to realize that something is wrong!

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Date: 2/22/2002 4:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 42646    LOL.. those are mean!! I'm glad no one did those to me when I was little! ~Wild Fawn
Date: 2/22/2002 4:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 6817    MUAHAHAHA I love the way your mind works!  
Date: 2/22/2002 4:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    My wife wants us to have a baby soon. Imagine that! LOL...  
Date: 2/22/2002 4:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 42464    Oh man those are mean
  
Date: 2/22/2002 5:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Oh My! Shakes head in disbelief....but yet still smiling...  
Date: 2/22/2002 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 48830    oh cripes this is too funny. but you are a parent i wouldnt do this.... how sad would that be??
Date: 2/22/2002 5:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Relax, 48830! It's just a joke although it would be pretty funny. I suppose you could pull these on a person who was trying to diet as well!   
Date: 2/22/2002 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 13546    OMG! *shakes head* should try these with a few of my friends.. lol.. I mean! *innocent grin* LOL! *hugglies* no kidding the cold shoulder after those were done!   
Date: 2/22/2002 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    LOL ewww maybe i should try that  
Date: 2/22/2002 7:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 8184    LOL I have to try these! Especially the "ice cream" one! =^_^=  
Date: 2/22/2002 7:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Mmmmmm! Nutricious and delicious! LOL.. **Frankenstein (sprinkles and/or syrup are optional)  
Date: 2/22/2002 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    lol those are soo mean, hmmmmm mean jokes + rotten lil brother = kodak moment. Thanx Frankenstein  
Date: 2/22/2002 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    You put it beautifully, Penguin! LOL.. **Frankenstein  
Date: 2/22/2002 8:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 6050    YUCK!! PHOOOOEEYY! That's truely hilarious...Ideas i had never thought of...cool! have just the kids in mind i'm gonna use those ideas on too..<evil grin>  
Date: 2/23/2002 6:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    So this is how you spend your day at the office! LOL!  
Date: 3/3/2002 11:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I'm sorry to say that my dear wife played the old Crisco/Oreo trick on me after she read this post! LOL.. **Frankenstein  

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