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Blonde Joke (LOL)

  Author:  10534  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/26/2000 8:42:00 PM)
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Ok, sorry to the blondes, i mean no harm i just heard this from my grandpa.You probably already heard this...but im telling it any ways. I thought it was funny so I am going to share it with you. I dont remember it all, but I remember the main parts. I will do my best to remember.

A couple of guys were hanging by the lake and they spotted three girls. One a brunette, one a red-head, and one a blonde. They thought it would be cool to see them in a swim race, so they could see who was faster. So, they went up to the girls and told them "How about you three race down the river, to see whos faster." The girls agree and the guys told them "It's the regular breast stroke, we'll get in our truck and meet you down a while down the river." So they drove down for a couple minutes. 10 minutes later, the red head came in first. Then three minutes later the brunette came in. Still no sign of the blonde. They waited an hour, no blonde. Two hours, no blonde. Finaly after three hours the blonde came in and said "Not to be a tattle tail or anything, but i think the other girls cheated. They used their arms."

LOL get it? Breast stroke? :) LOL no offense to blondes!

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Date: 6/26/2000 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5229    LOL!! Funny joke thanks for sharing it with us!  
Date: 6/27/2000 12:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 1432    Ouchie LOL...  
Date: 6/27/2000 3:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 7672    At least she had breasts to stroke with ! lol ~Belgian. Good one !  
Date: 6/27/2000 4:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 6056    funny ha ha.....flawless
Date: 6/27/2000 7:22:00 AM    Great Joke!
Date: 6/27/2000 5:06:00 PM    HOw dumb can they get

J.K (JUST KIDDING ) THESE JOKES CAN GET CORNY BUT THERE IS ANOTHER ONE THAT GOES LIKE THIS !!!!

THEY RED GOT 3 KM AND STARTING CHOCKING CAUSE THE WEEDS WERE PULLING HER UNDER SO A HELICOPTER HAD TO COME AND GET HER. thE BLACK MADE IT 4 KM THEN STARTED DROWNING SO A HELICOPTER HAD TO COME AND GET HER. THE bLOND MADE I T 4.5 KM AND GOT TOOO TIRED SO SHE SWAM ALL THE WAY BACK. lEAVING THE BRUNNETTE AT THE FINISH LINE. hAhA
Date: 6/28/2000 3:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 10866    woohoo for the red head... and I am with belgian.... I would have drowned....lol*Gooch*  
Date: 7/15/2000 7:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 11573    lol funnyyyyyyyyyyy maybe u can considered letting your grandpa joined the site cos he can write good jokes........patson  
Date: 11/15/2000 4:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 13079    hehehehe very funny!!!!! LOL Love,  

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