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Date: 3/22/2002 8:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 3395
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, underneath it. :)  |
Date: 3/22/2002 8:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 28848
Okay Imagine me doing the happy dance, shaking the booty, oh yeah, uh-huh uh-huh, woohoo! Yeah!!! Party time....!!  |
Date: 3/22/2002 8:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 33922
My Dog Just cut the Cheese! Got any Renizit?  |
Date: 3/22/2002 8:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
GO FORTH AND BECOME A HAPPY CABBAGE!!!!! :D  |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
read this: http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm68260.html :p:p:p |
Date: 3/22/2002 8:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38683
Those gave me the giggles! But I wanna really LAUGH!!!!!!  |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 50791
Oh dear, whats something funny lemme think about it and get back with you. ~WillowCrystalWind~  |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
My day just isn't complete till I frighten the CRAP outta a COMPLETE stranger!! :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
*says in a snooty voice* I will get a life when someone demonstrates that it would be supirior to what I have now! *sticks nose in the air* |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
*says with a big insane grin on her face* The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them!! :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
I will not obsess... I will not obsess... I will not obsess... I will not obsess... |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
LoL, can you tell I'm having fun?? :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38683
Come one more! I want to REALLY LAUGH!!! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38683
Yea it looks like you are! :) |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 3395
Man, I walked into a convienience store a while back...walked to the back and got a Dr.Pepper out of the fridges....and then just walked right out! Forgot to pay. LOL! As if I owned the place or something! I was in a trance and must have thought I was at my house and getting stuff out of my own fridge. |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 28848
LoL Chillibean!! You too silly..hehehe.... |
Date: 3/22/2002 8:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Why should I sit here and entertain you? Don't I have anything better to do with my time? For crying out loud! I can feel the veins in my neck throbbing right now just thinking about this! That does it! I'm going in there right now and I'm getting the ball pein hammer out of my tool box! That's the way I always relieve stress. I just tap myself really, really hard between the eyes with it and then I sleep for a while. Have you ever noticed that the pizza sauce at Papa John's tastes a lot like Pez only not as good and not nearly as "Pezzy?" Jay Leno is on and he isn't being very funny at all right now. Perhaps someone from the audience should spring forward and rip his huge chin right off of his face and beat him half to death with it. Now, that would be funny! :)  |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 3395
Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people in the world have some kind of worm crawling around in their body? |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 28848
OMG Holly! I've actually done that before too!! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 28848
Eewww!!! Now that is just too GROSS!!! OMG! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
Ok, one time I was talking on the phone with my friend Erin, someone called, so I had to press flash, it was my boyfriend, so I told him I would call him right back using three-way calling, so we could all talk together, I told Erin the plan, and called my b/f back, I pressed flash on the first ring, and he picked up the phone right away, and Erin was just sitting there bored and stuff, and before my b/f could even say "hello" she said "Wahooo" in a bored tone, my b/f was sooooo confused! He was just like "what the heck is going on?!!" well Erin and I were already in a giggly mood that night, so we started cracking up! We laughed for two full minutes, and when we stopped laughing finally, my b/f was like, "congradulations! You just laughed for 2 whole minutes!" so of course Erin and I started laughing more! LoL, well I thought it was hilarious, guess ya had to be there :p |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 3395
LOL @ Release Me! :) |
Date: 3/22/2002 8:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 49789
Ok, how bout this. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. coincidence? I THINK NOT!!  |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
Smile...it keeps people wondering what your up too :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38683
LOL I thinkt that Frankenstine Won! I'm laughing really bad at this moment! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
NOo0o0oOOo!!!! And I've been trying sooo hard!! *throws herself on the ground and sobs* |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 49789
SMILE!! IT SCARES PEOPLE!! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 49789
can we keep going this is fun? lol |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
Yeah!! let's keep going!! I got nothing better to do tonight!! :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
Live every second as if you BUTT is on FIRE!!! :D:D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 38683
Don't worry Chilli bean! We can go on! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 49789
ok ppl think this is odd, but i think it`s funny. "people say pot leads to other drugs. no folks, it does not. it leads to carpentry! people getting high, going 'wow man, this box would make an excellent bong" LOL it`s a denis leary thing. that guy is a genius lol |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 49789
lol chillibean |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? Only one! But it takes a lot of light bulbs!! :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb? II |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb? What, me move?? |
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Date: 3/22/2002 8:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to bring his mother!! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb? One to clean the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install and two engineers to check the work :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb? A dozen. One to change the bulb and 11 to applaud :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 49789
hey hey watch it with the cancers lol i am one |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
LoL, my sister and best friend are cancers, heehee, I'm a Virgo myself :D |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb? Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed!! |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? None. They LIKE the dark. |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 49789
how many gemini does it take to fix a light bulb? one, but he spends an hour arguing with himself on how to do it. |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb? The light is fine as it is. |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb? One to install and a Virgo to pick up the pieces. |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb? Have you asked if the bulb if it WANTS to be changed??? |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 19482
How many Piseans does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?? |
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Date: 3/22/2002 9:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I worked at a bar once. One day, a man came in asked me to make him a Zombie so I leaned over and cut out his frontal lobes. |
Date: 3/22/2002 9:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 18516
LMAO Chilli's been drinking the rootbeer..you must forgive her..  |
Date: 3/23/2002 6:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 16950
I know I'm wayyy late but here's something funny. Hee hee :o) http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm57630.html Love & hugs,  |
Date: 3/23/2002 8:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 39343
Go here: http://iqx.ionichost.com/other/instest.html  |
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Date: 3/24/2002 12:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 16950
LMBO @ Author Above. LOLOL Luv, |
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