When Good April Fools Jokes Go Bad....*~amers~*   Author:  7574  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/1/2002 6:39:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (1965 times) I woke up this morning and I didn't even know it was April Fools Day. I got up around 11, and I half walked half fell downstairs. After eating, my 6 yr old brother tells me to go outside. So, being the stupid retard that I am, I walked outside. He comes walking up the back porch with a bucket of water, and I just stood there. He tripped on the steps, fell down, and the bucket of water flew up and landed on him. I yawned and went back inside. My other brother tried to feed me a rubber snake. I took a bite of it before I realized what it was. Okay, so I'm obviously not a morning person. Around 3, I was almost awake and realized it was April Fools Day. I hadn't thought of anything creative, so I did the classic "tape the water shooter thing on the sink" so when you turned on the sink, the water shot out at you. I know, I know, I didn't have time to come up with anything original like the oatmeal incident of '98. (Long story) So, I said to my little brother, "Get me a drink of water." Lol..It got him so good. He filled up the glass and told me to go outside. Again, I did. Only this time, he didn't fall, and I got wet. My mom came downstairs, but she didn't fall for my trick. Later, someone put a chocolate egg in my chair and I sat on it. So I went to the kitchen to get a wet paper towel, and yes, I turned on the sink. I had water all over me now. And it was my stupid joke. But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part had nothing to do with April Fools Day. I went upstairs to take a shower. So I'm in there, singing along, when I look down at the bottom of the shower. It was PEE YELLOW. I screamed and ran out of the shower. After the water drained out, I looked at the bottom of the shower and there were brown chunky poopy looking things. I had taken a poop shower. My mom insists that they were working on the water lines and it was dirt. Uh-huh. I know what I saw.... So, how was your day?????? You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  7574 ( Click here ) Spring is coming