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Asparagus = Pure Evil

  Author:  30477  Category:(Conspiracy) Created:(4/1/2002 10:20:00 PM)
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I can't go into great detail in this limited forum, so I will provide a link to a very informative web page at the bottom of this post. All I can say is that asparagus is purely evil, and should be considered the vegetable of DEATH! Check the facts at the page below:

http://www.nobrain.s5.com

Scroll to the bottom of the frame and click "Asparagus"

How it changed my life:

Now I have a proven excuse for not eating asparagus

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Date: 4/1/2002 10:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 5892    Ah, but I beg to differ! I love asparagus! In fact, now that springs has sprung, wild asparagus season is almost here in the mountains! I will go out and pick it and eat it nearly every day when it comes up!!! Yeehaw!!  
Date: 4/1/2002 10:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 50100    I wouldn't go near them anyway. Yuk.com
Date: 4/1/2002 10:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    Lol i just went there hehehehe thats funny!! Asparagus is the devil!!lol  
Date: 4/1/2002 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 52612    ...sounds interesting  
Date: 4/1/2002 10:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 18376    I love asparagus!!! w/butter!(does that make me bad?)  
Date: 4/1/2002 10:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL!! Its okay, i am not much of a fan of the stuff myself :) .....  
Date: 4/1/2002 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 15033    OMG! Thank you, I have always suspected this...  
Date: 4/1/2002 10:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 29216    But but asparagus is sooooo good. YOu just wash them, lay them out on a foil covered cookie sheet, spray them with Pam garlic and butter, salt them, and cook at 350 for 10 or so minutes!! ooooh yummy. Course, canned asparagus is naaaaaaaaaasty!!!  
Date: 4/1/2002 10:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30477    I can see there are differing opinions of asparagus here at USM, but the simple facts are that it is EVIL! I guess that makes it easier on those of us who already hated it, but no one said life was fair. If you are currently or have at some point been a lover of asparagus, we at USM and at NoBrain are here for you in your hour of need. These discoveries are shocking to everyone, and our only hope is to band together and push forward with this new knowledge.  
Date: 4/1/2002 11:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 28899    So, if asparagus is satan's tail, then the very existance of it is physical evidence of everything written in the bible! *beep-beep* Oh! Medication time... Hurray! lol  
Date: 4/1/2002 11:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30477    Way to go, Underground Tiger, I didn't even think of that! Guess we're just proving points all over the place here.  
Date: 4/2/2002 5:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 49461    LMAO
Date: 4/2/2002 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 48972    man that's hilarious! I went to that site omg the ingredients, ground up bits of larry king? lol ~stormcloud~  
Date: 4/2/2002 10:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30477    lol, thanks stormcloud. The thing about Larry King is this: millions and millions of dollars and he STILL can't afford a belt and some contacts. It just raises some questions if you ask me.  
Date: 4/4/2002 6:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 5892    Hey, if asparagus is evil- than we asparagus lovers are doing the world a favor by ridding the earth of it through our selfless act of eating it. You should be thanking us!  
Date: 4/4/2002 9:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30477    LOL, thanks Gayenne. Didn't even think about that.  
Date: 4/10/2002 3:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 34814    All I see is Aparagus coming and still coming soon and u know I had some for dinner YUM YUM  
Date: 4/10/2002 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 50249    I love sparragus. YUMMYYYYYYYY!!!  
Date: 4/22/2002 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 50265    OMG!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!! THAT IS HALARIOUS!!!
~*~KittyMoon~*~
  
Date: 8/11/2006 9:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 7574    lol..I'm not a big fan of it either.  

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