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LOL Funny Survey Questions....innocent gurl

  Author:  48585  Category:(Games - USM) Created:(4/2/2002 6:48:00 PM)
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im gonna warn ya that most of these question are pretty weird, yet funny. at least in my opinion, they are. so enjoy! :D

A. *****~What would you do if..?~*****

1...You had to go so bad, at the mall, that you didn't pay absolutely no attention to which bathrooms were which and you accidentally ran into the guys restroom when a hot guy in there saw you?

2...You found out that your b/f was really your cousin?

3...Decent guys really existed? like that would ever happen

4...You found out that your Mom isn't really a teacher, but really a garbage woman? (that would explain why she comes home smelling like smelly socks LOL)

5...You were the only person left on earth?

6...The world was about to end and you only had a day to do whatever you can for the last and final day of your precious life?

7...Blondes ruled the world?

8...Taking baths and showers were against the law and you had to either take mudd baths or go around smellin?

9...Britney Spears was touring your town and you got pulled up stage with her? (WOW! Lucky you!)

10...Internet Services were shut down forever?

B. *****~Do you think...?~*****

1...Rebel-type guys with spiky hair, chains, earrings, tattoos, and baggy clothes are sexy?

2...Aliens exist?

3...Seafood is good?

4...Reading is fun?

5...Someday, Killer Tomatoes are going to attack everyone and destroy the earth?

6...Your Garbage Man is sexy?

7...Ricky Martin is really gay in real-life?:

8...Spongebob Squarepants is sexy?

9...Toe Socks are cool?

10...String Cheese is fun to play with and eat?

11...Bubble wrap is fun to pop?

12...That the first people ever to appear on earth were molded with clay and somehow turned alive?

13...School Sucks?

14...Building blocks are still fun?

15...Them work out things they show on TV really work?

16...Marylin (sp?) Manson is sexy?

17...I'm funny or weird according to this survey? (Go easy on me)

hope ya liked this! HEHEHE :D :D :D

innocent gurl

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Date: 4/2/2002 6:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 50205    i think that school sucked and one thing i think is that tupac is still alive!!!!!
Date: 4/2/2002 7:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 46424    1)I would run out screaming and never return that mall 2)i'd puke 3)i would hunt them down 4)make sure that no one knew about it 5)kill myself(right after i did everything else possible) 6)I'm not allowed to say, lol 7)submit myself to a mental institution 8)i'd go swimming 9)I wouldn't be caught dead at a britany spears concert 10)kill myself  
Date: 4/2/2002 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 51049    Those are good. The one that would really be a bummer is if the internet was shut down forever. I would not have had the chance to meet all these nice people at this site and all the other great things that the internet has to offer.
Fire Cracker
  
Date: 4/2/2002 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 51960    A1. go anyways and smile at him 2. move and change my name 3.it happens my guy! hes the best. 4. wouldnt care 5.steal a car and travel 6.spend it with family and my guy 7.mud baths they are good for you 8. take over 9.jump off and pray i dont die(i hate her)10.cry
B1.yes yes i do 2.yes 3.some 4.i love reading 5.what ever floats their boat 6.HA 7.he is though 8.uhm no 9.kinda tacky 10.yes yes it is. 11. one of my favourite past times 12.it could happen 13.sometimes it does 14.lego kicks butt 15.unlikely 16.sometimes 17. just curious!!
~Sunshine Diva~
Date: 4/2/2002 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 11341    A.1) Say when you gotta go you gotta go. 2)throw up! 3)Found one and married him :) 4)TEll her to fill me in on all the gossip from digging thru other peoples garbage. 5)Take a bath all by myself!(can you tell I have kids?) 6)Rob a bank and go shopping with the family :) 7)due my hair blonde 8)mud bath 9)not sure. 10)read more lol. 2.1) no 2)yes 3) some 4)yes 5)no 6)we have a burn barrel lol 7)yes 8)? 9)hate those things! 10)yup :) 11)yup 12)nope 13)nope, just some of the kids in it. 14)yup:P 15)no 16)heck no! 17)a little of both :) that was fun lol  
Date: 4/2/2002 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 46424    1)usually yes 2)yes, due to past experiences 3)yes 4)depends on what i'm reading 5)sure, why not? 6)thank god i've never had to see my garbage man 7)could be? 8) who isn't lol 9)no, they're annoying 10)I don't normally play with my food 11)it's the funnest thing in the whole world 12)no 13)of course it does 14)yup 15)could be? 16)no 17)I think ur very cool  
Date: 4/2/2002 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    I guess I'll answer, uh... yeah. A. 1-I don't think there is such a thing as "a hot guy", but I belong in the men's room, so I wouldn't care who saw me there. 2-I would never have a boyfriend, I am a straight man. 3-I would like to think I am a decent guy. 4-Is there a difference between a teacher and a garbage lady? 5-Be pretty lonely. 6-I would not leave Fallin Angel for that entire day. 7-Isn't George Bush blonde? 8-I would brake the laws. 9-I would kick her as hard as I could. 10-I would have a huge phone bill. B. 1-I do not think any guy is sexy. 2-I am uncertain on this subject. 3-I love seafood! 4-Depends on the book. 5-You best believe it! 6-Once again, no man is sexy. 7-I wouldn't know or care. 8-I don't find cartoons sexy, expecially not male cartoona. 9-Nope. 10-Yep. 11-Of course. 12-Nah. 13-Yeah. 14-They can be. 15-PRobably not. 16-I am straight! How many times do I hafta tell ya? No man is sexy! 17-It's funny how you think I am a gay man... Actually, that's not all that funny! >Vampyre Gerbil<  
Date: 4/2/2002 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    I guess I'll answer, uh... yeah. A. 1-I don't think there is such a thing as "a hot guy", but I belong in the men's room, so I wouldn't care who saw me there. 2-I would never have a boyfriend, I am a straight man. 3-I would like to think I am a decent guy. 4-Is there a difference between a teacher and a garbage lady? 5-Be pretty lonely. 6-I would not leave Fallin Angel for that entire day. 7-Isn't George Bush blonde? 8-I would brake the laws. 9-I would kick her as hard as I could. 10-I would have a huge phone bill. B. 1-I do not think any guy is sexy. 2-I am uncertain on this subject. 3-I love seafood! 4-Depends on the book. 5-You best believe it! 6-Once again, no man is sexy. 7-I wouldn't know or care. 8-I don't find cartoons sexy, expecially not male cartoona. 9-Nope. 10-Yep. 11-Of course. 12-Nah. 13-Yeah. 14-They can be. 15-PRobably not. 16-I am straight! How many times do I hafta tell ya? No man is sexy! 17-It's funny how you think I am a gay man... Actually, that's not all that funny! >Vampyre Gerbil<  
Date: 4/2/2002 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Hmmm... I was booted offline in the middle of replying, so when I reconnect to the net, it double-posts my reply. Whoops. >VG<  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 52247    1. i would have to say. yes that is quite embarassing. but when you gotta go, you gotta go 2. i think i would scream and then move to another planet!! 3. there are decent guys. i found mine by fate. 4. if my mother was a garbage woman i dont think i would claim her for a while. 5. that would be really boring if i were the only person on earth. what would i do? 6. if it was the last day of my precious life i would find the big buff hot guy off the fast and the furious and...7. there is nothing wrong with blondes really. some just are normally stupid. 8. if showers and baths were banned i would take a mud bath, plus its good on your skin. 9. if i was pulled on stage with britney. i would pull her fake hair out!! 10. that would suck B.1. no way, more like freaky 2. i think aliens do exist. otherwise what is the point of the other planets? 3. seafood makes me gag 4. it just depends on if the book is interesting or not 5. not scared of attacker tomatoes i would just make them into ketchup!! 6. never 7.actually i think he is gay. 8.sponge bob is cool 9. i cant stand toe socks. they bother me. but i like the way they are striped.10. string cheese is fun to eat and the best cheese ever 11. bubblewrap used to be fun when i was a kid. 12. creepy 13. yes it does, but at least you learn stuff at school.14. legos are the coolest building blocks. 15. i dont know. they always have the well built people on there. 16. no way he scares me 17. this survey is actually funny. thanks for coming up with it. i enjoyed answering these questions.  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 47586    A: 1.stare 2.freak 3.somedo 4.ask why she lied 5.party by myself 6.apologize to everyone 7/make fun of them 8.mud 9.knock her out and take over the mic 10.get mad! B: 1.OH YEAH!!! 2.no 3.yes 4.yes 5.no 6.ummm...no! 7.yes 8.no 9.yes 10.yes 11.yes 12.yes 13.yes 14.yes 15.no 16.sometimes 17.YES!!! Dark Teardrop  

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