For the Guys.... chicks can read it too...... Smile guys   Author:  52141  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/2/2002 7:21:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (427 times) We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. OK, we now >>hear the >> > > guys' side - >> > > These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" >>ON >>PURPOSE! >> > > >> > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl - If >>it's up and >>you >> > > need it down, put it down. >> > > 1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. >> > > 1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are >>prepared to >> > > discuss such topics as trucks, deer hunting strategy, or the >>best >>fishing >> > > knot. >> > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to >>think of it >> > that >> > > way. >> > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely ANYTHING you wear >>is fine. >> > > Really. >> > > 1. Crying is blackmail. >> > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: >>Subtle hints do >> > not >> > > work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. >>Just say >> > it! >> > > 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries >>on a >> > > calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. >> > > 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think >>we'd be >>any >> > > good at choosing which pair out of thirty would look good with >>your >>dress? >> > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost >>every >>question. >> > > 1. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving >>it. That's >> > what >> > > we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. >> > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a >>doctor. >> > > 1. Check your oil, please! >> > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an >>argument. In >> > fact, >> > > all comments become null and void after 7 days. >> > > 1. If you won't dress like Victoria Secret girls, don't >>expect us to >>act >> > > like soap opera guys. >> > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one >>of the >>ways >> > > makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. >> > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you >>want it >> > done - >> > > not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it >>yourself. >> > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say >>during >> > > commercials. >> > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither >>do we. >> > > 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the >>first two >>months >> > > we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your >>girlfriends. >> > > 1. ALL men see in 16 colors, just like Windows default >>settings. Peach, >> > for >> > > example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. >>We have no >> > idea >> > > what mauve is. >> > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. >> > > 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of >> > mind-reading >> > > ability is not proof of how little we care about you. >> > > 1. If we ask what is wrong, and you say "nothing", we will >>act like >> > > nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it's really not >>worth the >> > > hassle. >> > > 1. I'm in shape - ROUND is a shape. >> > > >> > You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  52141 ( Click here ) Spring is coming