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Cheeeeezy Pick Up Lines (Technicolor)

  Author:  45684  Category:(Games - USM) Created:(4/3/2002 7:55:00 PM)
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I always get a kick out of funny/cheesy pick up lines. So, here's the game: Post one! I'll pick the one I think is the best, and the winner gets replies to 5 posts.

PLEASE remember the g-rating. If you're pick up line is NOT g-rated, it will be deleted and automatically discounted.

SO, hit me with your best shot!! :)

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Date: 4/3/2002 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    If you cant stand the heat then get out of my kitchen!  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 11749    I lost my teddy bear. Can I hold you?  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 48526    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?? Hockeychick  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    Baby are you tired, cuz you been running through my head allll day  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    Did you wash your jeans in windex? Cuz i can see myself in em  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    Did it hurt?? When you fell outta heaven?  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    Whats that? What? Did i just hear angels sing??  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 48526    girl your legs must be tired becuase you've been runnin through my mind all day!!!!! HockeyChick  
Date: 4/3/2002 7:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45684    haha.....these are great!! keep em coming ~technicolor  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    I lost my teddy bear, can I hold onto you?  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    Youve been bad, Go to my room!  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    Id take you to the dance floor, But im afraid you would just float back to heaven  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45684    wow Mr. DJ you seem to be a veritable fountain of pick up lines hehe  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    lol, Not that I used any of these o:)
  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 11341    ROFL @ Mr DJ lol  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 39258    wow dj.. the king of cheey pick up lines.. why is that? lmao!!  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    LMAO!!! Shddup telsha! lol  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 19460    dang! my best one is R rated and it's in Korean LOL... lemme see what i can think up... If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    No I wouldn't :P  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45684    lol you know you would DJ haha  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16023    a guy comes up and ask "Did it hurt?" and the girl asks "Did what hurt?" and the guy replies with "When you fell from heaven?"  
Date: 4/3/2002 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16023    Oops...someone else already used that one. Sorry about that!  
Date: 4/3/2002 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    excuse me wile i kiss your boy friend


hey dont hate me b/c your boy friend loves me



dont look at my shirt
  
Date: 4/3/2002 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    my mommie says i am special ed...but come to think of it my name is tom!  
Date: 4/3/2002 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO @ DJ!!!! some of those are good LOL  
Date: 4/3/2002 9:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    Well, that doesn't surprise this oddy girl that DJ knows all the cheezy pickups. I have one: oh wait...that's not appropriate. ermmmmm...."God called....he wants his stars back that you stole and put into your eyes."  
Date: 4/3/2002 10:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45684    i announce mr. dj the winner...not only because he had the most but because they were funny :) ~technicolor  
Date: 4/4/2002 12:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 49634    i forgot my number....can i have yours?  
Date: 4/4/2002 12:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 49634    you r giving me a headache...(girl)..."how??.........cuz you have been running through my mind all day!!  
Date: 4/4/2002 12:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 49634    i lost my key....can you take me home??  
Date: 4/4/2002 12:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 49634    is there a mirror in your pocket??.....becuz i can see myself in your pants.  
Date: 4/4/2002 1:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 14572    Hey Dj, do any of them actually work, that is the question here?  
Date: 4/4/2002 1:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    LMAO!! Nope, nodda 1!  
Date: 4/4/2002 1:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 14572    LOL....Gonna try a new appraoch Dj??? LOL :P  
Date: 4/4/2002 1:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 36487    Yea i do,,,,, fughetaboutit 8)  
Date: 7/8/2002 11:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 53090    My bed was set with a flame,can I sleep with you? <Nodoubtyankee>  
Date: 9/14/2002 5:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 40979    Gee there happpensx to be this small ,matter callede life. this is only a suggestion but you might wanna get one
  

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