PERFECT Why can't life be perfect? Why can't life be packaged up nicely, complete with an instruction booklet? Why can't we see the future so we can make perfect decisions?
Smell the Roses! LIFE IS GGGRRREAT!
Life is a road we travel. Learning comes along the way. If we cannot learn as we live, where is the gain? Yes, there is pain and there is heartbreak, but there is also love and forgiveness. Open your heart and enjoy your journey.
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The Three Bears ------------------------
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?!" he roars.
Momma Bear looks through the serving door from the kitchen and screams,
"For goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this?"
"I haven't made the porridge yet!!"
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WISDOM A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things.
Today is the tomorrow that you were worrying about yesterday.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice!
He who laughs last... thinks slowest.
Strangers are just friends we haven't made yet.
The next time you are at the end of your rope, try this: tie a knot and hang on!
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you're bound to land among stars.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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TORNADO DRILL
Friday, we had a tornado drill. We're underneath a parking garage, and there's a PA announcement: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows."
Somebody yelled out: "Quick, get to a DOS prompt!"
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One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.
Jim calls out to his golfing partner in an agitated voice, "Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here."
Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Jim?"
Jim shouts back, "Throw me my 7-iron! You can't get out of here with an 8-iron." ==============================================
Green Side Up!
A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale blue. He wrote it down, went to the window opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP."
They walked into the second room and she said she wanted it a soft yellow color. He wrote that down, went to the window opened it and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP."
The woman was curious but didn't say anything. They walked into the third room and she said she wanted a warm rose color. The painter wrote that down and went to the window and opened it, he yelled "GREEN SIDE UP."
Finally the woman asked, "why do you keep yelling that out the window?"
"I'm sorry," he replied, "but I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
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